h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Airman 1] *Walking out of the dining hall* Have you ever heard such unmitigated crap?

[Airman 2]*Following, with slightly better survival skills* Yeah, the ref made a bad call there.

*Walter slinks out of the mess behind the airman*

*Whispers*

[Walter] I'll get to the bottom of it

Good. Now, what is it you do?

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*leaves, striding off petulantly, his jowls flapping*

*Walks into the mess hall, and tries to choose between the brown lumps in white sauce or the white lumps in brown sauce. Gets a salad instead, and sits down.*

*grabs an apple and slides into a chair beside scandrea glancing round the hall carefully*

*comes in, and stuffs as much food as will humanly fit on a tray, grabs a soda and sits down at the table opposite Scandrea. Security personell are nearby*

*Enters and finds herself a plate of food.

Pauses as she notices the extra security and wanders over to the table where the others are sitting.*

Mind if I join you?

*Says a little too quickly*

PLEASE!

*raises an eyebrow as she sits down.*

Anything going on I should know about, Ma'am?

Not at all. And you would be...?

*walks in grabs apple and swares at the tea making facilitys picks up a coke and goes over ot the others.*

Rome for a Little un?

Lt Peace, sir. I'm a member of SG-1.

Really... *looks at Ultrapete, and motions to the chair beside him. Then, to Peace:* Haven't we met?

*Smiles politely, as she trys to work out who the heck this guy is.* I don't think so sir.

*pulls out flicknife from pocket and starts cutting up apple*
so whats the plan to get rid of captin a-hole?
*Looks over at new guy and offers hand*
Hey there im pete i'm new here to.

Oh, obviously you mean the new first prime for Atum.

*Gives a remarkably pointed look to ultrapete.*