h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Run out of bog roll and there's NO grass in space!

Don't attempt re entry under any circumstances

How's going??

Better for hearing from you MS how are things

All right, I guess...


No major problems

Sorry mate the router went down still there

Phart as loud as you want in space, no one can hear you - but! it'll still smell

Well it would its trapped in yer space suit

it would still be a gas cloud in space

If it got out there, have you got a flap in your space suit

built in exhaust tubeand catalytic converter

that's how chemical toilets and pampers etc came to be - space suit where does it go

Ah I See large tin of beans and cheap beer you have a thruster pack, cleaver. Re fuel might be a small problem though lost in space with a small f""t that would be like having a politician for company, nah worse

fixed via bungee cord,made with all the rubber bands the postmen drop

NOT IN THERE! argh! that's my microwave

you've pulled the wrong chain, THAT one is the docking release for the supply shuttle

What's the base vehicle for this space station a 1954 railway carriage

You should have cut up squares of newspaper, that was the instruction manual for the return to earth. Now what are you going to do? At least your posterior is clean, I suppose.

Cut up the instruction book no one ever reads them

I know a trick with beer mats, but it would probably get me thrown out if I repeat it here!!!!

Would you have in the Space Station??



lil xx