h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*suddenly finds herself jolted out of her peacefull slumber by a somewhat ticklish whale and a rather large "tim taylor" style power tool*
NM!!!! what have you done!!??!!!??
rushes for the power stripper and wraps her towel around it in a desperate attempt to slow it down enough to turn it off*
hold still you stupid machine!!! if i ever get this thing under control remind me to KICK NM very hard and very often on his bum!!
*suddenly finds herself being whirled around and around by her towel which has gotten caught in the wheel of the damndable machine*
COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND!!??!!?? it seems that i have a bit of a problem here!!!!!!
*suddenly Velma starts to blow and all monsy can do is hope everyone has a firm hold to whatever they can find*
monsy

Gwennie just manages to grab a hold of Monsy's foot as she flies past...... Oh, hi! Sorry about this imposition but your foot was the first thing to hand, so to speak!

Spotting Mature Student, slips very quietly away picking up a bottle of rum as he goes. Slides behind the teeth and pushes himself outside through the corner of Velma's mouth. Gosh the sea is cold, but the air is lovely and sweet and clean. Starts to swim slowly home before he is spotted. "Please don't tell her everyone"

*kicking NM really hard where it hurts*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllpppp!
Grabs Monsy's other foot and holds on for dear life
shazzPRME

err...hi, am i...err..like...interupting anything here?

*Velma's mouth opens wide suddenly, bathing her insides with sunlight. Through the haze of brightness stands Nick, on a raft, wearing a tattered white t-shirt and white shorts, sporting an amazing tan, and surrounded by hundreds of weevils. He stands on his raft contemplating the proceedings before him for a moment while everyone momentarily stops what they're doing to squint in Nick's direction.*

What the HELL is going on here? I heard there was a party in a whale somewhere and it's taken me two days on this raft to find the right whale. What on earth have you done to this whale's insides? Where did those tapestries come from? Am I late AGAIN?? Goodness, I fear I've missed all the best party action.

Anyway, I've brought some extra snacks, and some port. It's not a terribly good label, but, you know, any old port in *a weevil suddenly bites his toe* OW! Oh, sorry, don't know what came over me there for a second. I brought some ritz crackers, too. The digestive biscuits and the keg of marzipan gin should keep the weevils happy.

Good lord, whatever is that horrific smell? Ooo, is that a chocolate fishy? May I?

"NM, in a desperate attemt to ascertain his true altitude and trajectory, carefully opens one eye. Quickly closes it again, as he did not like his present altitude and trajectory!"

Ya' know. If I ever find the guy who sold me that blasted contraption, I'm gonna kick him hard, several times, in his bum!!

"Lands on some sort of hard surface....soon followed by a surfboard....."

Am I dead!? .....eerrmmm....why's that whirring noise getting louder!?

NM

*DD awakes with a bad hangover grabs a bootle of Jack D from the chest which once was full of drink and kips down inside the know empty chest with bottle in hand*

Wake me up for the good bits I think I'm going down with something.

*flaps about aimlessly in the water*

Well.... that was an adventure wasn't it?
Poor Velma!

*paddles some more*

Erm, what do we do now? I cant see virtual Cove anywhere.

WAAUGH! She's sinking! [falls over] Erm, Zippy? Why are you pulling at my arm like that? Zippy? All right, what's over th-- GOOD LORD! IT'S MEW! ZIPPY, USE THUNDERBEAM!

[If any of you have the slightest interest in what "Thunderbeam" is and does, I suggest going to: http://www.h2g2.com/A242795#1 and taking a look. Anyway, a "beam" emits from Zippy, hitting Mew, who faints in a "One Hit KO." This is probably unwise.]

[Mewtwo bursts out of his hiding place, using the "Rage" technique. He smashes into Velma's side, knocking her over. Mewtwo doesn't care how he gets in; two things are foremost in his mind: (a) getting Mew and (b) revenge on YK! And Zippy.]

I cannot believe this party's still going on.
Well I will just have to gatecrash - real time partying is just too expensive now I'm home.
Heello all

Hi Swiv - welcome home

Party still going and on the move again - When I throw a party - I throw a party

Ohoyeee - No land to be seen - wherewiswe - I wanna know - it is my party - I am going over to
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?MESSAGES[(*?threadid*35017?forumid*18878)threads[(threadid*35017?forumid*18878?subset*0)#p209481
to have a look round - join me there.
veg

Dzn't matter to me. I'm leaving. [He dematerializes the way he materialized, only in reverse.]

[Mewtwo charges through Velma's blowhole, scoops up the unconcious form of Mew, and ... falls through the hole to the other forum.]

No, of course not, Eul.. one never interrupts here, one merely joins the shennan--- erm.. fun.

'Nonnie
(holding tightly to a vertebrae)

Gosh isn't it quiet here?

I suspect that we moved on Geordie LOL
shazzPRME

Ahoy maties... shiver timbers, and I'll have wot he's drinkin... Couldn't find me Pugwash trunks or I'd have been here sooner. This whale wot me mate zb sent me is a real blast...says I... arrrh... hic!

http://www.perp.com/whale/video.html

JTG

Careful not to get any on yer... arrh.

JTG