h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sneaks over to wowbagger and gives him a playful pat on the bum*
nice cheeks
monsy

"NM roars up beside Velma astride a 300 horse, 4prop drive Sea-Do"

Hey, folks! At least parts of me are tanned! "Shows off true *Redneck* tan"

Almost lost you guys back there! Kinda' got busy watchin' the scenery and didn't notice that everyone took off!.......Hey Velma......mind if I tie this machine off to you somewhere? I borrowed it from a good friend, and I promised I'd bring it back to him in, at least, fair condition. Wouldn't want to lose it out here!!!

NM

At least don't tell Mewtwo the URL of this joint.
[whisper] Psst: Velma! Capsize the Sea-Do!

[a bigger splash than before]

Hey, YK......What did I ever do to you?!...........No....don't answer that......the forum might get a bit too long!!!!

Oh well....one h**l of a wave! Glad I brought this surfboard!!!*Catch a wave and your sittin' on top of the world!*

Sure do dread tellin' Bubba what YK did to his Sea-Do, though!

NM

Whee! This is fun....... Gwennie slides down Velma's tail and is flipped back onto ........ YK! Oops! Sorry YK - was that your camera fell into the water when I squished you? It had a picture of me in it? Aw, shame!

Hey chaps! Thanks for not volunteering to put the SPF of my back - you bunch of cowardly males! If I get a melanoma and die, I'm coming back to haunt the lot of you.....

Hey Monsy - found any chocolate fishies yet?

*Goes to smack monsy back, but worries about where to smack. Settles on smacking her bum*

You cheeky devil!

*shakes head and fakes vomiting at his rather obvious pun

Sounds like a "bum rap" to me! (Aww! That is really terrible!!)

Now, where's that drinkie and nosh kept......

Hey Peta - thats an intersting mole you have - Mmmm.

Climbing up the whaletail so as not miss out on the fun
veg

*C* Wowbagger?! I hope that you know how to spell! I thought that it started with *S* Oh well...*playful smack on anything that happens to be pertruding from Wowbagger*
shazzPRME

No Shazz, you're thinking of the Icelandic spelling of the word. I was raised by penguins, and we spell it wit a 'c'.

And you mustn't smack THAT. You don't know where it's been

*laughs* I have a pretty good idea Wowbagger!
OK...so *c* not *s*....Kyak??
shazzPRME

*notices some space chocholate fishies over behind the whales tail in a picknick basket (hey!, it can happen )
saunters over to retrieve them before anyone else notices*
monsy

Well, I finally managed to catch up with you all, looks like you're having a whale of a time too. I had to learn to swim first, so I hope I'm not too late for the party? I brought some vodka, anyone got a glass?

glasses??!! who needs glasses??? can you not see the bottle??
*grabs bottle and turns it up while attempting to stay atop the whale*
monsy

I'm going to like this place.

We only need the glasses to smash against Velma's tail to get the real Russian feel going to this party. Fortunately I've got some wrapped in my spare towel.

*Extracts a handful of glasses from a blue M&S towel*

Anyone else want one.

*Takes one glass and throws it towards tail. Velma joins in and flips tail at glass it makes a reassuring tinkle as it smashes off the starboard side*

I think I'd better get going. I'm trying to randomly pop in and out of forums, but I've found too many familiar faces here. I'll just vanish from this after a moment, and then I'll get some gear together and head off.

In the meantime ... [puts himself in a position over the whale's spout, which almost immediately gives off] COWABUNGHOLE!!

*looks over towards YK as she grabs her sling shot loaded with a chocolate fishy and aims it at him*
i got you in my sights *releases fishy and watches it fly through the air and land squarely between YK's eyes*
GOTHCHA!! HEHE!!!
monsy

Watch out! Some of that went on me!
*brushes fragments of chocolate from his hair*