h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Tom Servo] And somewhere in the world, a helicopter exists.

[Crow] Hey, isn't that my line?

[Mike and Joel] [in stereo] It's mine!

Yes, sorry about the absence here and everywhere else on h2g2. I'm almost at the point where I can begin using my online time without a care in the world again (and hey, if I quit my job I can be here 24/7!), so I apologize for the long wait here. But here, this should work out for a bit....


*AA5 has not yet realized just how little he knows about arcade games as opposed to true giant mecha bots, and as such is totally incapable of dodging Justice's attack. NJustice is thrown a great distance and slowly gets to his feet. He begins swaying back and forth while little stars go around his head. AA5 shouts in alarm and furiously begins typing buttons, hoping that something will bring his robot back online*

[Yar] [under breath] Foolish player ... button-mashing when dizzied instead of jerking the control stick back and forth like this!

[He has Justice move back and forth a bit, and in short order, Justice's energy meter is filled up all the way]

[Yar] Now!

[He inputs the commands back, forward, back, forward, semicircle-sweep-starting-at-back-and-swinging-down-then-forward + H.Slash, and manages to do this in about half a second. Justice curls up into a fetal position for another half second as his shoulder armor opens up and let out a smallish burst of energy, then lets out a loud scream and he fires an immense beam of plasma forward for a maximum of ... let's see ... I believe it's 54 hits, since Justice wasn't standing close enough for NJustice to get caught in the initial burst. Also, the energy meter is emptied.]

Sorry, correction, that should be back, forward, back, semicircle-sweep-starting-at-forward-and-swinging-down-then-back + H.Slash, not back, forward, back, forward, sem ... you know. I got it slightly mixed up with Dizzy's version.

Ah, that's it. I thought something looked strange the first time around.


*AA5 watches as NJustice breaks to pieces. His shock at losing so quickly is only slightly less than his shock at the destruction of NJustice not being anything like he thought it would be*

AA5-I could've sworn that I designed its destruction to be more impressive!

*Completely by coincidence.*

...that was pretty impressive...

[Cue FF7's victory themesong]

[Justice] Shyaaaaaa!! [crosses his arms across his chest triumphantly]

[Yar] So, Affy, what do we win from this?

AA5 PA-Win? Not a whole lot. Your lives for now. And...urk, I never was good with ties...the chance to proceed! Put your....dang, I need black socks here....thinking caps on while I finish changing! Oh, and FYI: beyond this door is a one-way forcefield. And your powers won't help you much in this next room. Toodles! *The PA speaker snaps off, and the ballroom doors on the opposite end of the room open to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F1881348?thread=655277 where a new challenge awaits*

*Shrugs and walks through the doors.*

[Justice changes into a Morph Ball and then vanishes. Yar follows Scandrea.]