h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LATER
1st: Lest All Time Erases, Remember! (p676b Harpo)
2nd: Lacks arse-to-elbow recognition (p670 Icy)
3rd: Long after tsunami, Earth rumbles (p671b MayanT)

LATER

- Artisan (667)

Loaded And Taking early Retirement.

- Icy NOrth (666)

Late-Arriving Telegrams Evade Regulations!

- The Mayan Templar (671)

London attacked: Troublesome ermine Responsible.

LATER

1st Loaded And Taking Early Retirement - Artisan
2nd Lest All TIme Erases, Remember - Harpo
3rd Let A Tough Episcopate Rest - Vestboy

And for a change, the votes for LATER from Kew-North-By-Thames are, in reverse order...

HarpoNotMarx - 1 point
'Lest all Time Erases, Remember!'


B'Elana - 2 points
'Love - All Too Easily Rejected'


and









The Mayan Templar - 3 points

for 'Long After Tsunami, Earth Rumbles.'


Congratulations everyone. A difficult task this week...


MMF

As per usual, I'm LATER with the voting and it was difficult to choose,as per usual


Long after tsunami, Earth rumbles - The Mayan Templar


Let a tough episcopate rest - Vestboy


limbs akimbo, the emperor rested - Pimms Lettuce

TELEGRAM ROLL OF HONOUR

Amended 15/06/04

First place:- icy north - 202 points

Second place:- Vestboy - 164 points

Third place:-Tsarina - 142 points

Fourth place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler' - 116 points

Fifth place:- BlackBerryCat - 108 points

Sixth place:- B'Elana - 87 points

Seventh Place:- Fathom- 72 points

Eighth Place:- The Mayan Temple - 70 points.

Ninth place:- Yellbakk - 63 points

Tenth Place:- Trin Tragula - 56 points

Eleventh Place:- chorlton - 54 points

Twelfth place:- Venus - 49 points.

Thirteenth Place:- HarpoNotMarx - 48points.

Fourteenth place:- lil ol' me - 36 points.

Fifteenth place:- DocU - 35 points.

Equal Sixteenth Place:- Rosemary - 28 points.

Equal Sixteenth Place:- Propotnik - 28 points.

Eighteenth Place:- Pimms Lettuce - 27 points

Nineteenth Place:- SpiritMage - 26 points.

Twentieth Place:- neri-ararco - 22 points.

Twenty-First Place:- Pedro7 - 19 points

Twenty-Second Place:- Liquid Warrior - 14 points.

Twenty-Third Place:- Shirps - 13 points

Twenty-Fourth Place:- artisan - 12 points

Twenty-Fifth Place:- meisere - 10 points

Equal Twenty-Sixth Place:- She - 9 points.

Equal twenty-Sixth Place:- LQ - 9 points.

Twenty-Eighth Place:- Arizstid Lugosi - 8 points.

Equal Twenty-Ninth Place:- Esty and Coren - 7 points.

Equal Twenty-Ninth Place:- Occasionally coherant - 7 points.

Equal Thirty-First Place:- Joe Fish - 6 points.

Equal Thirty-First Place:- Goyahkla - 6 points.

Thirty-Third Place:- marnoult - 3 points

Well Done to all who took part.

Complete listings on A2664614, although some entrants need their names adding.

MMF

CREDIT

1st Credit rules economy - Debit is terrible: Pimms

2nd Care required - environmentalists demand immediate targets:

3rd Cool! Reality ended; dreams inspired truth:

Shirps, could you please indicate who's telegram you are voting for... It assists me in doing the weekly results, and the Telegram Roll of Honour. Otherwise I have to keep jumping between the voting and playing pages. Thanks.

And thank you for voting. this page is like the Election. Too few voters... (laugh)

MMF

CREDIT

1st Credit rules economy - Debit is terrible: Pimms

2nd Care required - environmentalists demand immediate targets: MMF

3rd Cool! Reality ended; dreams inspired truth: Yelbakk



Oops - so sorry

Evening all

1. (686a) Cheap rubber eroded, delivering inconvenient tot. (Artisan)

2. (689b) Could Really Enjoy Dating Italian Toyboy!(Tsarina)

3. (695a) Could Regional Electorate Deny Incumbent's Term? (MMF)

Icy

Hellbound votes:

1) "Camilla really enjoys doing it, thankfully" - HarpoNotMarx
2) Cheap rubber eroded, delivering inconvenient tot. - Artisan
3) Can't remember extremely diverting intelligent telegram - Feisor

Votes from Harpo [sorry not voted for a while, I feel honour-bound to vote now I'm 'active' again]

1st Create Reality: Enter Doctor In Tardis Shirps
2nd Charles Rex? England demands intervention, Tony! Vestboy
3rd Conjugal Rights Expected Despite Internal Trauma? Tsarina

Votings on CREDIT - very tough again


"Camilla really enjoys doing it, thankfully" - HarpoNotMarx

Cheap rubber eroded,delivering inconvenient tot - Artisan

Charles Rex? England demands intervention, Tony! - Vestboy

to everybody

The votes from Kew-North-By-Thames for the word CREDIT are

HarpoNotMarx - 3 points
'Card Readers Elicit Debt In Transit'

Artisan - 2 points
'Cheap Rubber Eroded, Delivering Inconvenient Tot'

Icy North - 1 point
'Campari Rossi Extra Dry - Italian Tipple'

Many thanks,

MMF

Artisan votes: CREDIT
1.MMF 695/a
2.rhynch 692
3.Tsarina 689/b

CREDIT:
1st: post 686b Cheap rubber eroded, delivering inconvenient tot. (Artisan)
2nd: post 684a Campari Rossi extra dry - Italian tipple (Icy North)
3rd: post 695a 'Could Regional Electorate Deny Incumbent's Term?' (Mazin Fiddler)

HANGOUT
1st: post 704b Help A Newbie Get Off Uninteresting Threads!. (Artisan)
2nd: post 705 Herod assassinated newborns - genocide obviously unheard-of then.(B'Elana)
3rd: post 711 Here Ants Nibble Gingerly!!!! On Untamed Tigers!(rhynch)

HANGOUT

1st Has Any National Government Our Ultimate Trust? - MMF
2nd Here Ants Nibble Gingerly On Untamed Tigers - rynch (really the daughter )
3rd Herod Assassinated Newborns - Genocide Obviously Unheard Of Then - B'Elana

Week Forty-five

Results for word

CREDIT

First Place:- artisan - 3 points

'Cheap Rubber Eroded, Delivering Inconvenient Tot'

Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx - 2 points

'Camilla Really Enjoys Doing It, Thankfully'

Third Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler- 1 point

Could A Regional Electorate Deny Incumbent's Term?

Many Thanks

Full Roll Of Honour Is On A2664614 and weekly results on A3285713

MMF

1st B'Elena Herod assasinated newborns - genocide obviously unheard-of then.
2nd Pimms 'Hitchhiker' Adams now gains our uncritical thanks.
3rd 'Artisan Hired Assasin neatly garrotted official underground target.