h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Votes for 'STORMS'

- PedanticBarSteward - 3 points
'Some Totally Obnoxious Reprobates Manipulate Shares'
- Vestboy - 2 points
'Some Topics Outrage Researchers - Many Scoff!'
- B'Elana - 1 point
'Serious Tribulations Over Researcher's Mud-Slinging.'

MMF

A lot late:

'BIRTHDAY'
- Beatrice - 3 points
'Born In Recent Times, However, Darling Ain't Young!'

- Scorpio_witch - 2 points
'Boxes In Ribbons, Tags Headed Dearest, All Yellow'

- PedanticBarteward- 1 point
'Baking Includes Realising That Heat Does Affect Yeast'.

And 'CANDLE'

- minicheesemouse - 3 points
'Christmas Approaches Nearer Delighting Little Elves'

-PedanticBarteward - 2 points
'Chilblains - A Nasty Disruption, Like Ecxema'

- Icy North - 1 point
'Cattle Absuming Nachos Develop Low Emissions'

MMF

IDEAS

- lil - 3 points
'Idiot Delivers Ever Annoying Speeches.

- Vestboy - 2 points.
'In Desperation Einstein Acknowledges Santa'.

- Vestboy - 1 point.
'Innocently Dyslexic Elf Approaches Satan'.

And so many to choose from...

MMF

really really late! But one of my New Year's Revolutions is to be more prompt, so here's hoping!

BIRHTDAY

1. Beatrice is reeling, turning happily, doing Allemand, yodelling (well, I have to vote for this one don't I!) B'Elana
2. Being in rags...Scorp
3. Ballroom is really...MMF

CANDLE

1. Crackling Alight, Never Dim, Little Evenstar - minicheesemouse
2. Cheap and nasty - PBS
3. Cattle absuming - Icy


IDEAS

1. I don't expect any sympathy - Icy North
2. Infinity Dreive - MMF
3. Idiot delivers - lil

Seems I'm behind with the voting again.

STORMS

Some Topics Outrage Researchers - Many Scoff! - lil

Some Totally Obnoxious Reprobates Manipulate Shares - PBS

Seek Thrilling Occupation - Read Mary Shelley! - Bea


BIRTHDAY

Bother! It's red! Take handbrake down at yellow. - Vestboy

Baked, Iced, Ready To Have: Donuts! Ah, Yummy. - Bea

Being In Rags Touches Heartstrings – Dinner At Yours? - Scorpio

CANDLE

Cheap and nasty diapers leak excrement. - PBS

Chilblains - a nasty disruption, like ecxema. - PBS

mars> Celebrations abound! Next day less energetic. - Bea

IDEAS

I don't expect any sympathy - Icy

In desperation, everyone acts scattily - Bea

Idiot delivers ever annoying speeches. - lil

Been very lax... A lot on my mind, but back now with PMA!



UPLIFT
- PedanticBarSteward - 3 points
'Unnecessary Plastic Litter Is Fuelling Tragedy'
- minicheesemouse) - 2 pints
'USA President Leaves Imminently, FInally Through!'
- Mar - 1 point
'Undressed People, Lovely, Inspirational, Frolic Timelessly'

HEADACHE
- PedanticBarSteward - 3 points
'Hard Eggs Are Dreadful And Cause H2S Emissions.'
- Beatrice - 2 points
'Heathrow Expansion Aggravates Demonstrators Angrily Claiming "Harms Environment" '
- minicheesemouse - 1 point
'Healthcare Ever Advances Despite Acute Cash Haemorages Existing.'

JANUARY
- Beatrice - 3 points
'Jobs Axed- News Uproar At Rotten Year.'
- PedanticBarSteward - 2 points
'Just A Nasty, Unnecessary Annually Repeated Yawn.'
- VestBoy - 1 point
'Jelly And Nuts: Unsurprisingly A Rare Yoghurt.'

HARD
- Beatrice - 3 points
'Hudson Aircraft River Drama.'
- PedanticBarSteward - 2 points
'Having Asperger's Ruins Dialogue.'
- minicheesemouse - 1 point
'Hail And Rain Descends.'

Now bang up to date... I think!!!



MMF

RELISH

- PedanticBarSteward - 3 points
‘Rogue Elephants Like Infuriating Stupid Humans’

- Vestboy - 2 points
‘Reportedly Elvis Liked Intermittently Swivelling Hips’

- Icy North 1 point
‘Reviewers Endlessly Lambast - It Seems Harsh.

And an honourable mention, and a big for post number 3010, which dipped right under the radar!!!

Posted Last Week by neri_aracro
Chef's African Biltong Burger advertisements get everyone salivating.

Welcome back, after nearly 18 months away...

MMF

Missed last week, so here is 'BIRD'

But it's really difficult!

So - lil - 3 points
'But It's Really Difficult'

- waiting4tickle - 2 points
'B'Elana Is Really Delayed'

And - B'Elana,
'Because Inspiration Rescued Demise!'

*For her continued maintenance of the TG!*

MMF

Btw, that last is only in for fun, as it was one I was going to post until time beat me to it.

Onto 'CHOICES':

- UniMouse - 3 points
'Chocolate Hollow Oviods Inspire Children, Easter Suspense.'
- Beatrice - 2 points
'Crocuses Hopefully Open: Instead Catch Extraordinary Snow.'
- B'Elana - 1 point
'Come Hail Or Inferno, Christians Expect Saviour.'

Not easy to choose this week... A good selection!



MMF

"Requiescat in pace"

Rest In Peace, Friend.



MMF