h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No probelm with me, Jab, I only thought I'd better make sure I did post a complete telegram, or else I'd have asked you to choose another one to vote for.

And yes, I'm sure poor Socrates led a miserable life.

Only joking B'El...you weren't at all irate, you were very kind about it. I don't suppose Xantippe's life was all that good, with her husband away all day with those 'boys'. She didn't have a seductive voice either, as far as anyone knows.

Socrates had a much better life, pursuing his real love, Truth, and then dying with great honour, although he didn't have a seductive voice either.

Jab

40 minutes to go before the new word, Guys and Gals...

And counting!!!

Well, I would if I had enough fingers and toes!



MMF

Votes for STORM:

1. (2517a) Snow Today? Or Rain Maybe? (Scorp)
2. (2521b) Saint Tropez? - Oversexed Rumbunctious Millionaires (MMF)
3. (2523) Story Time's on radio Moscow (B'Elana)

Icy

Votes for STORM

Snow Today? Or Rain Maybe? - scorpio

Sadly, teachers often remember me - Icy

Saint Tropez? - Oversexed Rumbunctious Millionaires!!! - MMF

Ugi's votes for STORM:

Jabberwock - Seven Transylvanian Othodontists Reach Madrid

B'Elana - Shenanigans today: online rip-offs, mostly.

MMF - 'Saint Tropez? - Oversexed Rumbunctious Millionaires!!!'



Ugi

Scorpio’s votes for MOBILE:

1. 2529 - My Old Brain Is Losing Effectiveness. – Ugi.
2. 2535 - 'Malevolent Ogres Believe In Lambasting Elves!' – MMF
3. 2539 - Mouldy Old Bread Is Less Edible - Pedantic

And this week's votes on 'MOBILE'

- Yellbakk - 3 Points
'Music Or Books? I Love Either!'

- UGI - 2 Points
'Moving Out Bush Involves Lengthy Elections.'

- Vestboy - 1 Point
'Mess Of Bricks - I Lived 'Ere' Very topical

for the new TG tomorrow.



MMF

Votes for MOBILE

My Old Brain Is Losing Effectiveness. - Ugi

Miserable old blokes: it's "Little England" - Vestboy

Man On Balcony Is Losing Equilibrium. - Scorp

Votes for MOBILE:

1. (2533) Music Or Books? I Love Either (Yelbakk)
2. (2537a) Man On Balcony Is Losing Equilibrium (Scorp)
3. (2534b) Miserable old blokes: it's "Little England" (Vestboy)

Icy

Votes for MOBILE:

- Scorp': Music On! Beer Imbibed! Lovely Evening.

- Icy North: Making one's bed implies lying essential.


- Yelbakk: Music Or Books? I Love Either.




Ugi

Actuall, while I have the chance: Votes for Amore:

Vestboy - Applauds MMF on recent efforts (a sentiment I would second)

Scorpio - Attached Male Offers Romantic Entanglement!

MMF - Accidents May Often Require Evacuation.



Ugi

My votes for AMORE:

Gold: Attached Male Offers Romantic Entanglement - Scorp

Silver: A Most Outstanding Reply: Excellent! - B'El

Bronze: American Movies: Obligatory Romantic Ending - Ugi


Jab

My votes for 'Amore' are:

- Ugi - 3 Points.
'Apple Macs Outwardly Rather Eye-catching!'

- Scorpio_witch - 2 Points.
'Amourous Men Often Refute Emotions.'

- B'Elana - 1 Point
'A Most Outstanding Reply. Excellent.'
Just for the spontaniety!!!

And VB gets a special award for 'Applauds MMF On Recent Efforts!' and I thank you!!!

And thanks everyone... Keep up the good work!

Back soon!

MMF

Good call, I didn't vote yet.

Votes for Amore:

Accidents May Often Require Evacuation. - MMF

Applauds MMF on recent efforts - Vestboy

Aerials: mostly on receiving end. - Icy

Scorp's shortened votes for AMORE:

1. 2552B - Vestboy
2. 2541 - B'El
3. 2543 - Icy

1. B'Elana - 'A Most Outstanding Reply. Excellent.'
2. Ugi - 'Apple Macs Outwardly Rather Eye-catching!'
3. Vestboy - Applauds MMF on recent efforts

Votes for THANKS

Terrible Hangover And No Known Solution - PBS

Take Heed And Never Kiss Snakes - Ugi

Triple Haemorrhoids Agonising - Need Keyhole Surgery! - Ugi

Votes for 'ZERO'

1st. by Br Liftliker - Zebras eat rhino offal?!
2nd. by Br. MMF - 'Zimbabwe -Extreme Racial Oppression!'
3rd. by Ugi - Zealots Espouse Religious Obedience

Sorry, I'm a bit behind on my voting:

Votes for AMORE:
1. (2548b) Attached Male Offers Romantic Entanglement (Scorp)
2. (2547) A most outstanding reply. Excellent (B'Elana)
3. (2550) Aristotle's 'Morals' often refutes Euripides. (Jabberwock)

Votes for THANKS:
1. (2565)Terrible Hangover And No Known Solution (PBS)
2. (2562a) Take heed Agatha, new knickerbockers starched (Vestboy)
3. (2556) Take Heed And Never Kiss Snakes (Ugi)

Votes for ZERO:
1. (2573b) Zimbabwe -Extreme Racial Oppression (MMF)
2. (2567) Zone Erogenous; Return Often (Yelbakk)
3. (2568b) Zipper Entrapment! Reaction; OUCH (Ugi)

Icy