h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A real toughy this week! Where is everybody?

Here goes!

- Deep Doo Doo - 3 Points
'Suitcase Chaos; Regrettably, Airline Beaten By Luggage Excesses.'
Definitely an A Team BAA Barabas situation...

- Cynthesis - 2 Points
'Sunday's Concert Reviews Are Blatantly Biased; Likely Exaggerations!'
I doubt it!

- B'Elana - 1 Point
'Should Creationists Abide By Bible's Laws Evangelically?'

If they want!

Thanks folks!



MMF

My top votes for S C R A B B L E are:

1)Suitcase Chaos; Regrettably, Airline Beaten By Luggage Excesses.
DDD 2619a

2)Sacred Cows Roam Asia - Brahmin Belief? Living Enlightenment!!!
MMF 2618a

3)School Cabbage Ready, After Beginning Boiling Last Easter
Ugi 2615

1 - Suitcase Chaos; Regrettably, Airline Beaten By Luggage Excesses.
2 - School Cabbage Ready, After Beginning Boiling Last Easter
3 - Sacred Cows Roam Asia - Brahmin Belief? Living Enlightenment!!!

My votes for SCRABBLR

1. B'Elana - Should creationists abide by Bible's laws evangelically?
2. Vestboy - Stop! Charlie released aunt's ball bearings, little eejit!
3. Ðeep Ðoo Ðoo - Stay Calm! Running After Bendy Buses Looks Exhausting.

And just for thos of you who don't read The Post (shame on you):

Scrabble
Sometimes, when I’m bored, I might ask you,
‘Can we play Scrabble for an hour or two?’
Rather than sit in mild distain,
A game of words will rack my brain,
Better than backgammon, easier than chess,
Becalming and played with the minimum stress,
Learning impossible two lettered words,
Emulating those lexicographical nerds .

Votes for ARIES:

1. (2630a) Aren't Religious Institutions Exceedingly Stuffy? (Cynthesis)
2. (2634b) Assorted runners intimidated expecting sinophobes. (Vestboy)
3. (2624a) Are Rhinos Indeed Endangered Species? (Scorpio Witch)

Icy

Stove for ARIES

1. by Icy North - Analysing relativity is Einstein's speciality
2. by Ðeep Ðoo Ðoo - After Ramadan Islamists Eat Satisfyingly.
3. by Vestboy - Apparently rotund? I eat sensibly!

And my votes for 'ARIES' are:

- cynthesis - 3 Points
'Aren't Religious Institutions Exceedingly Stuffy?'

- Deep Doo Doo - 2 Points
'After Ramadan, Islamists Eat Satisfyingly.'

- Liftliker - 1 Point
'Actors Reappear In Exciting Series.' (Must be refering to CT in )

Well done all!

MMF

My top votes for A R I E S go to:

1)Analysing relativity is Einstein's speciality.
Icy North (2626)

2)Another Rejection. I'm Evidently Smelly.
DDD (2633b)

3)Apparently rotund? I eat sensibly!
Vestboy (2634)

Votes for ARIES:

1) Astonauts Re-enter Into Earth’s Sphere. - Scorp

2) Analysing relativity is Einstein's speciality - Icy

3) 'Anti Rabies Injections Ease Symptoms.' - MMF

My votes for ARIES

After Ramadan Islamists Eat Satisfyingly. DDD

Apparently rotund? I eat sensibly! - Vestboy

A really interesting experience - sex. - PBS

Votes for SNOW


Shivering Now! Outside White. - scorpio

Seemingly no other way. - Icy

Snacking; Nourishment Or Waistline? DDD

Now things have settled a bit, back into the swing of voting - I hope....

SNOW:

- cynthesis - Symphonic News: Opus Won!

- DDD - Snacking; Nourishment Or Waistline?

- MMF - 'Social Networkers? Obsessive Wastrels!!!'



Ugi

Votes for SNOW:

1. (2637b) Streuth - now open window (PBS)
2. (2636a) Shivering Now! Outside White (Scorp)
3. (2642a) Snacking; Nourishment Or Waistline (DDD)

Icy

Votes for SNOW:

1) Sometime, never or whenever. - PBS

2) 'Social Networkers? Obsessive Wastrels!!!' - MMF

3) Sweet Nothings Oftentimes Woo. - cynth

My belated votes for 'SNOW' are:

- Deep Doo Doo - 3 Points
'Snacking: Nourishment or Waistline?'

- cynthesis - 2 Points
'Sweet Nothings Oftentimes Woo.'

- scorpio_witch - 1 Point
'Shivering Now. Cold Outside.'

Well done everyone... Despite a low turnout, I really struggled.



MMF

!
Now this is definitely a first!!!

This had better be and framed, or put on the cover of !!! .
I have never, ever, EVER been the first to vote! I need to lie down and have a

The London Meet must have gone to my head!

As this is virgin territory, I'll tread carefully... and quietly, so as not to wake anybody else.

My votes for Birthday are:

- B'Elana - 3 Points
'British Isles: Really Tremendous Holiday Destination All Year.'

- Deep Doo Doo - 2 Points
'Blimey, I've Reached Thirty. Heading Downhill, Advancing Yearly!'

And last but not least...

- Ugi - 1 Point
'Bearing Infuriating Railway Three Hundred Days a Year.'

That was a very tough one to call and you all did well...

I'm off for a now!



MMF

Votes for BIRTHDAY:

1. (2644) British Isles: really tremendous holiday destination all year. (B'Elana)

2. (2646) Balloons, Ice-cream, Ribbons – The Happiest Day All Year! (Scorp)

3. (2653a) Blimey, I've Reached Thirty. Heading Downhill, Advancing Yearly! (ÐÐÐ)

Icy

Votes for BIRTHDAY

Balloons, Ice-cream, Ribbons – The Happiest Day All Year! - scorpio

Breakfast, if rapidly taken, hastens digestive awkwardness. Yeuch! - Vestboy

Blimey, I've Reached Thirty. Heading Downhill, Advancing Yearly! - DDD

Votes for EXCITED:

1. (2664a) Energetic Xhosas Chase Impalas Through Empty Desert. (MMF)
2. (2669) Exposed XXL chest is truly everybody's darling. (B'Elana)
3. (2662a) Elderly, xenophobic cretin is the elected dictator (PBS)

Icy

My votes for Excited:

Enjoying X-rated cinema is threatening eye disorders - Icy

Early X-rays Can Identify Terminal Epithelial Diseases. MMF

Electoral X's can install the erstwhile duffers - Vestboy