h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

VB and HG

And here is the corrected response...

- Honorary God - 3 Points
'Sloppy Lending Endangers Everyone's Profit Yields'

- PedanticBarSteward - 2 Points
'Somnolence, Lethargy, Exhaustion Exemplify - Profligate Youth.'

- Lil - 1 Point
'Sorry. Looking Everywhere, Except Posting! Yawn...'



And the votes for 'TRUMPETS' are:

- PedanticBarSteward - 3 Points.
'The Recent Upturn Momentarily Prevented Executives Trying Suicide!'

- Deep Doo Doo - 2 Points.
'Turmoil Rocks Unsustainable Market Prices; Early Trade Slumps.'

- PedanticBarSteward - 1 point. (getting cocky now you've returned!
'The Really Undernourished Might Prefer Eating Thicker Sandwiches.'

Well done everyone, especially the first-timers...

Keep it up, it was hard to pick three... All very good.

MFM

Abject apologies - I haven't got round to voting for ages - I hope that it isn't too late.

CHUFFED

Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
Chelsea have unbelievably feeble footballers - expect disaster.
MaddeningFazedMiddler!
'C. Has, Ultimately, Found Full Editorial Duties.'
Vestboy
Cannibals hate underused, full fat, ear drums.
Ðeep Ðoo Ðoo
Can Happy Undertakers Find Fulfilment Embalming Deceased?

LATE

Icy North
Look at the evidenc
Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
Lacking all telegram enthusias
MaddeningFazedMiddler!!!-
'Lumberjacks Attack Trees Excessively.'

PILLAR

Icy North
Plumbers invariably leave leaks and run.
Vestboy
Priests in Lace Lead Anglican Rift
Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
Priest investigates loud laughter at requiem.

DOCTOR

Ugi
Dangerous Occupation? Cleaning Teeth Of Rattlesnakes.
Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
During oil crisis trucks often 'rested'.
Vestboy
Doughnuts of curry tasted only reluctantly.

BIKINI

Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
Broadcasting in Kurdish isn't necessarily intelligible.
Ugi
Bondage is Kinky, Ice-cream Never is.
Vestboy
Bathing is kaput in nuclear island

THUNDER

scorpio_witch
This House Urgently Needs Decorating! Everyone Ready?
Vestboy
Twelve hundred uniformed numbskulls distress earth-camp residents.
MaddeningFazedMiddler!!!
'The Hootoo Underguide Needs Discerning Entries, Researchers!!!'

FLOWER

Ugi
Free Love Often Works-Out Expensive Really.
Vestboy
Feeling lumpy Olivia? Wear extra rubber.
Honorary God
Falling Levels Obviate Wayfarers Employing Ryanair

SAUCE

Icy North
Spam: annoying unsolicited commercial e-mails
Vestboy
Slippery animals, usually, can escape
Ugi
Sexy, Alluring Underwear Catalyses Elections?

MUSIC

Vestboy
Memorable, unique science in Cern.
MaddeningFazedMiddler!!!
'Multiple Ukeleles Sound Intensely Cacophonic!'
Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
My uncle sells Italian ciabatta.

SLEEPY

Honorary God
Sloppy Lending Endangers Everone's Profit Yields
Vestboy
"Slack leggings, Edmundo?" "Elasticated pantaloons, Yvonne!"
MaddeningFazedMiddler!!!
'Swollen Legs? Eat Efficacious Penicillin... Yuk!!!'

TRUMPETS

Tribe Ace:
To Really Understand Music, Play Early Tchaikovsky Symphonies.
Thyronic
Toys R Us makes people eschew toy shops
Vestboy
Teenager running upstairs muttering, "Parental expectations... test sanity!"

FESTER

Thyronic
For every saint there's eighteen rogues.
Anabel [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
Fashionable elastic string tangas enhance raunchiness.
MaddeningFazedMiddler!!!
'Foreign Exchange Shares Tumble - Expect Recession!' wah

And my votes for 'FESTER' are:

- Minicheesemouse - 3 points
'First Ever Silly Try, Enjoy Reading.'
*well done on your first attempt *

- Deep Doo Doo - 2 points
'Fire Eater Singes Tonsils; Extinguisher Required.'

- PedanticBarSteward - 1 point
First Everything Smells, Then Everything Reeks.'

And well done to you all,

Now go forth and spread the word!!!

And the word is... TELEGRAM!

MMF



*Ps. I promise I will update the results tables ... Just been busy tagging photos. Apologies...*

My votes for CHEF

1. Icy North
Continentals hate English food
2. Moonhogg
Come Hither: Exciting Food!
3. B'Elana [©] ACE- Minister of Abbr.
Charred haggis: Europeans' fright. yikes

And the votes for 'CHEF' are:

- Moonhog - 3 points
'Come Hither: Exciting Food!' (Might have guessed - Involving food! )

- PedanticBarSteward - 2 points
'Cooking Has Evolved Frenetically.'

- Icy North - 1 point
'Continentals Hate English Food'

Well done all!

MMF

Chavs Harras Everyone Frequently
Chome Hither Exciting Food
Cucumbers Halved Eggs Sliced

mini

MCM,

Thanks for voting, and I know I have been very remise (read lazy ) in updating the results, but could you link them to the Telegrammers? Just to make it easier for me to sort the results...

And thank you very muchly for taking the effort to vote... It is much appreciated, if only by me!!!

MMF

oops! sorry i am fairly new to this game.

here you go then mmf

Chavs Hassle Everyone Regularly - B'El
Come Hither Exciting Food - Hoggy
Cucumbers Halved Eggs Fried - Beatrice

mini

Thanks MCM, and not a problem!

You are doing great!!!

Keep it up!!!

MMF

Sorry, haven't voted for ages, mainly due to lack of entries. I'll try to catch up now.

SAUCE

Some Alluring Underwear Causes Excitement - PBS

Spam: annoying unsolicited commercial e-mails - Icy

Suicide Attacks Usually Caused Explosively! - MMF





MUSIC

Memorable, unique science in Cern. - Vestboy

Multiple Ukeleles Sound Intensely Cacophonic! . - MMF

Many Unhappy Souls Include Composers - PBS



SLEEPY

Someone Left Everything Empty - Possibly You! - PBS

Swollen Legs? Eat Efficacious Penicillin... Yuk!!! - MMF

Silence! Lurker Espies Erroneous Posting. Yikes! - lil


TRUMPETS

Teenager running upstairs muttering, "Parental expectations... test sanity!" - Vestboy

The Really Undernourished Might Prefer Eating Thicker Sandwiches - PBS

To Really Understand Music, Play Early Tchaikovsky Symphonies. - Beatrice



FESTER

Fire Eater Singes Tonsils; Extinguisher Required. - DDD

First Ever Silly Try, Enjoy Reading - mini

First everything smells, then everything reeks. - PBS



CHEF

Come Hither: Exciting Food! - Moonhogg

Continentals hate English food - Icy

Central Heating Emergency! Ffuufffrrreeeeeezzziiinnnggg! - MMF


ARCHIVE

Although Really Common, Hydrogen Is Very Explosive - PBS

America's recently choosen has inspired virtually everyone. - Vestboy

Anyone Reading Classical History Is Very Erudite - Beatrice

PBS's votes for 'ARCHIVE'


No. 1by minichessemouse.
Anything Reasonable Can Happen In Virtual Existance.

No. by Beatrice.
Anyone Reading Classical History Is Very Erudite

No. by Vestboy
Alaskan Republican couldn't have impressed voters enough.

And my votes fore 'ARCHIVE':

- Beatrice - 3 Points
'Anyone Reading Classical History Is Very Erudite'

- Vestboy - 2 Points
'America's Recently Chosen Has Inspired Virtually Everyone.'

- PedanticBarSteward -
'Although Really Common, Hydrogen Is Very Explosive.'

Well done all... I had to pick out of five, so sorry to the two who didn't make the cut!

MMF

My votes for the word GUIDES are

- Vestboy - 3 points
Glued underarms! It's Deodorant: Extra Sticky

- B'Elana - 2 points
Germany upset : Islanders Defeat. England Shines

- Minichessemouse - 1 point
Graphical User Interfaces Distract Emergency Services

And the voting for 'GUIDES' is as follows:

- minicheesemouse- 3 points
Girls Under Influence Do Extreme Stupidity

- Icy North - 2 points
Growing Up Is Distinctly Embarrassing Sometimes'

- PedanticBarSteward - 1 point
'Girl Under Instruction - Don't Expect(ed) Sex!' (sic) *I accepted the grammatical error *

*Do I detect a theme here?*

Well done for reviving this game, everyone!!! It was a real toughy to vote this time, and well done all who didn't get voted for. There was tough competition!!!



M<F

My votes for GUIDES:

Girls Under Influence Do Extreme Stupidity - mini

Growing up is distinctly embarrassing sometimes - Icy


God Uses Intelligent Design? Evolution, Surely? - MMF

My votes for GUIDES:

1: by Icy North
Growing up is distinctly embarrassing sometimes

2: by B'Elana
Go underground in dangerous, exceptional situations.

3: by minichessemouse
Girls Under Influence Do Extreme Stupidity

Oops, i have three lots of votes to cast!

ARCHIVE
America's Recently Chosen Has Inspired Virtually Everybody - Vestboy
A Real Challenge, Hootoo Is Very Entertaining - Hoggy
Although Very Common, Hydrogen Is Very Explosive - PBS

GUIDES
Go Undergoround In Dangerous Exceptional Situations - B'El
Giving Us Indicative Directions Easily Seen - Bea
Growing Up Is Distinctly Embarrasing Sometimes - Icy North

STORMS
Some Totally Obnoxious Reprobates Manipulate Shares - PBS
Season's Turning Offers Rain, Mist, Snow - MMF
Several Turkeys Observed Refusing Mistletoe, Scrooges - Vestboy


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Just catching up

CHEF:
1. (2859a) Cooks Happily Eat Free (PBS)
2. (2865) Central Heating Emergency! Ffuufffrrreeeeeezzziiinnnggg (MMF)
3. (2957) Chavs harass everyone frequently (B'Elana)

ARCHIVE:
1. (2876) Alaskan Republican couldn't have impressed voters enough. (Vestboy)
2. (2869) Anything Reasonable Can Happen In Virtual Existance (MCM)
3. (2872) Anyone Reading Classical History Is Very Erudite (Beatrice)

GUIDES:
1. (2887a) God Uses Intelligent Design? Evolution, Surely? (MMF)
2. (2882b) Gordon Underestimated Insolvency Despite Everything - Suspicious (PBS)
3. (2886) Glued underarms! It's deodorant: extra sticky. (Vestboy)

STORMS:
1. (2894) Some Topics Outrage Researchers - Many Scoff (Lil)
2. (2904) Sporting teams orchestra risks musical score (Vestboy)
3. (2900b) Senators Test Obama Regarding Military Strategies (MMF)

Icy

My votes for STORMS

1: by B'Elana
Serious tribulations over Researcher's mud-slinging.
2: by lil ...
Some Topics Outrage Researchers - Many Scoff!
3: by Vestboy
Several turkeys observed refusing mistletoe. Scrooges!

Some late voting...

ARCHIVE
1. America's recently chosen has inspired virtually everyone - Vestboy
2. Alaskan Republican caouldn't have impressed voters enough - Vestboy
3. Are researchers currently having it very easy? - MMF


GUIDES
1. God Uses Intelligent Design? Evolution Surely! - MMF
2. Gordon Understimated Insolvency Despite Everything - Suspicious - PBS
3. Germany Upset: Islanders Defeat. England Shines - B'El.

CHEF
1. Continentals Hate English Food - Icy
2. Come Hither - exciting food - Moonhogg
3. Candles Have Elegant Flames - Deep Doo Doo