Telegram Game Weekly Results - 2004/5

Week one

Results on word:-

RESTART

First:- Tsarina-10 votes

"Read Every Single Telegram And Rate Them".

Second:- Venus-9 votes

"Reading Everyone's Strange Telegrams Almost Raises Tears".

Tied Third:- BlackBerryCat-7 votes

"Rampaging Elephant Stampedes Terrifying Astonished Rwandan Tourists".

Tied Third:- SpiritMage-7 votes

"Running Events Skilfully Takes Real Talent".

Week two

Results on word:-

AGREE

First:- B'Elana-19 votes

"Against God's Rules, Eve Experimented".

Second:- BlackBerry Cat-10 votes

"Agile Goat Reaches Elevated Status".

Third:- tsarina-4 votes

"Anorexic Gerbils Require Extra Edibles".

Week three

Results on word:-

UNIQUE

First:-Vestboy-6 votes

"United Nations Inspectors Quicly Undergo Expulsion".

Equal Second:-Lil old me-5 votes

"Understanding Novel Ideas Quite Upsets Ecologists".

Equal Second:-SpiritMage- votes

"Unthinkable Notion Is, Quite Uselessly,Expressed".

Week Four

Results on word:-

EXPLOIT

First place:-Tsarina-10 votes

"Egocentric Xerxes, Persian Leader, Overpowers in Thermopylae".

Second Place:-SpiritMage-9 votes

"Exciting Xenophobes Put Leashes On International Trade".

Third Place:-LQ-7 votes

"Extreme Xylophone Players Linger Over Improvised Tune".

Week Five

Results on word:-

ORDER

First Place:-Venus-10 votes

"Our Rather Dead Elephant Reeks".

Second Place:-Mazin MadFiddler-9 votes

"Outgoing Representative Dispute Election Results".

Third Place:-lil old me-8 votes

"Office Romances Deliver Extra Rumours".

Week Six

Results on word:-

COURAGE

Equal First Place:-Vestboy-12 votes

"Cows Oversized Udders Rub Against Gravelly Earth".

Equal First Place:-Venus-12 votes

"Creepy Old Undertaker Receives Another Genetic Experiment".

Third Place:-Trin Tragula-8 votes

"Come Over Uncle Ronald-Auntie Geraldine's Exploding".

Week Seven

Results on word:-

MARSHAL

First Place:-B'Elana-10 votes

May All Romances Stay Harmonic And Loving.

Equal Second Place:-BlackBerry Cat- 8 votes

Making Art Relevant Sometimes Hinders Artistic Liberty.

Equal Second Place:-Tsarina- 8 votes

Mounting Air Rescue, Sends Helicopter After Lifeboat.

Week Eight

Results on word:-

THREE

First Place:-'Mazin' MadFiddler-8 votes

"Thinking Hard Releases Enevating Endorphines".

Equal Second Place:-lil old me:-7 votes

"Try Holding Rampant Elephants Entranced"

Equal Second Place:-Trin Tragula:-7 votes

"Three Hundred Rodents! Eeeeek!Eeeeek!"

Week Nine

Results on word:-

BOOTH

First Place:-Joe Fish-6 votes

"Body Odour, Oh The Hum".

Second Place:-Trin Tragula-4 votes

"Better Off Outside, Tickling Hedgehogs".

Equal Third Place:-

BlackBerry Cat-3 votes

"Buying Online Often Takes Hours".

lil old me:-3 votes

"Badger Offers Old Tunnel Haunts".

Trin Tragula:-3 votes

"Banana on our teeth, Hurrah".

Tsarina:-3 votes

"Belts Out Old Tunes Harmoniously"

Yelbakk:-3 votes

"Beware Of Our Toothless Hedgehog".

Week Ten

Results on word:-

SERVICE

First Place:-BlackBerryCat-9 votes

"Seeking Experienced Redundant Village Idiot, Cretin Essential"

Second Place:-Trin Tragula-7 votes

"Should Earwigs Really Vote In Council Elections?

Third Place:-Icy North-6 votes

"Seasonal Eating Renders Vanilla Ice-Cream Essential"

Week Eleven

Results on word:-

PROCEED

First Place:-Trin Tragula-7 votes

Persecuted Reindeer's Ominous Christmas Employment Escape Dash

Second Place:-Vestboy-6 votes

Poor Relations Only Come Expecting Easy Dosh

Third Place:-Vestboy-5 votes

Papering Rashly Over Cracks Eventually Elicits Disaster

Week Twelve

Results on Word:-

BRUTAL

Equal First Place oc U-5 votes

Bad Robots Unite,Torch Asimov's Legacy

Equal First Place:-Icy North-5 votes

Bloody Rail Unions!Thanks A Lot

Third Place:-Icy North-3 votes

Ban Russian Umbrells-They All Leak

Week Thirteen

Results on word:-

ECONOMY

First Place:-BlackBerry Cat-8 votes

Escaped Convicts Obviously Not On My Yacht

Second Place:-B'Elana-6 votes

Eleventh Century:Obnoxious Normans Overwhelm Many Yeoman

Third Place:-Trin Tragula-5 votes

Eric! Come On! Not On My Yeti!

Week Fourteen

Results on word:-

SPECIAL

First Place:-Tsarina-8 votes

Senior Policeman Enlists Criminal Investigators After Lawbreaking

Second Place:-BlackberryCat-7 votes

Smart Politician Elected, Commentators In A Lather

Third Place oc U-6 points

Software Pirates Evade Criminal Indictment And Lockup

Week Fifteen

Results on word:-

MEMBER

Equal First Place:-Tsarina-6 votes

My Earliest Memories Become Embarrising Recollections

Equal First Place:-Icy North-6 votes

Must Earn More Before Early Retirement

Third Place:-Yelbakk-3 points

Mankind Electrocuted Many Brave Entrepreneurs.Rrrrrrr

Week Sixteen

Results on word

COMBAT

First Place:-Liquid Warrior-8 votes

Come On Mates, Battle Against Terrorists

Equal Second Place:-Fathom-5 points

Comb-Overs Make Baldness Almost Trendy

Equal Second Place:-Ivy North-5 votes

Commiserations On My Barely Acceptable Telegram

Week Seventeen

Results on Word

ISLAND

First Place:-Yellbakk-6 points

I Saw Ladies And Nevermore Despaired

Second Place:-Vestboy-3 points

If Someone Launches A Nuke, Duck!

Equal Third Place:-Blackberry Cat-2 points

Indecent Slut leers At Nude Dancer

Equal Third Place-Icy North-2 points

Immortality Signifies Living And Never Dying

Equal Third Place:-"Mazin" MadFiddler-2 points

International Support Likely After Natural Disasters

Equal Third Place:-Tsarina-2 points

Insurance Salesman Lands Another New Deal

Week Eighteen

Result on word

OFFICE

Equal First Place:- Icy North - 3 points

Obese! Fighting Flab Is Considered Essential Otherworldly Fellows

Equal First Place:- Vestboy - 3 points

Equal first Place:- BlackBerry Cat - 3 points

Feature In Close Encounters

Office Flirt Fancied Ice Cream Ecstasy

Week Nineteen

Result on word

SUPER

First Place:-Vestboy-5 points

Sadly, Undereducated People Educated Rumsfield

Second Place:-HarpoNotMarx-3 points

"Sexing Up" Probably Exceeded Requirements

Equal Third Place:-Fathom-2 points

Sandra's Unusual Position Excited Roger!

Equal Third Place:-Icy North-2 points

Software Upgrades Precede Error Reports

Equal Third Place:-Tsarina-2 points

Supporters Urge Prisoners' Early Release

Week Twenty

Result on word

ENGAGE

Equal First Place:- Tsarina-5 points

'Exceptionally Naughty Girls Are Generally Expelled'

Equal First Place:- Fathom-5 points

'Embarrased Norwegian Guards At Great Exhibit'

Equal Second Place:- Vestboy-3 points

'Elongated Neck Guard? A Giraffe Excluder'

Equal Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx-3points

'Exagerrated Nostalgia Greets All Gallant Endevours'

Week Twenty-One

Results for word

CONVENT

First Place:- Vestboy-6 points

'Can Our Non-Violent Efforts Never Triumph?'

Second Place:- Icy North-4 points

'Call Of Nature Visits-Employ Nearest Tree'

Equal Third Place:- Tsarina-3 points

'Chamber Orchestra's New Violinist Experiences Nervous Twitch'

Equal Third Place:- Trin Tragula-3 points

'Come On Now Voles eat Nicely Together'

Equal Third Place:- Liquid Warrior-3 points

'Cat Outruns Nasty Vet Evading Neutering Equipment'

Week Twenty-Two

Results for word

DEBATE

First Place:- Fathom-7 points

'Doctor Electrocuted By A temperamental Electrocardiograph'

Second Place:-She Asked Me...-6 points

'Don't Even Bother Asking Tony's Excuse'

Equal Third Place:- BlackBerry Cat-5 points

'Dipsomaniac Enjoys Beer And Tequila Enormously'

Equal Third Place:- YellBakk-5 points

'Democrats Enraged, Bush Angry, Trouble Eternal'

Week Twenty-Three

Results for word

CONDUIT

Equal First Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler-8 points

'Conkers: Objects Now Deemed Unsafe: Infants Traumatised'

Equal First Place:- Icy North-8 points

'Clothing Optional- No Doubt, Useful Information, that'

Third Place:- Fathom-3 points

'Calling Overseas Numbers? Don't Underestimate India's Telephonists.'

Week Twenty-Four

Results for word

EXACT

First Place:- Vestboy-6 points

'Every Xmas,Additional Credit Torment.'

Second Place:-Rosemary-2 points

'Even Xerxes Avoided Charity Tins'

Equal Third Place:- Icy North-1 point

'Enjoy Xerox Arse-Copying Technique'

Equal Third Place:- Esty And Coren-1 point

'Elements: Xenon, Carbon, Tin'

Week Twenty-Five

Results for word

CLEAR

First Place:- neri_aracro- 3 points

'Can Lambs Escape A Roasting?'

Second Place:- tsarina- 2 points

'Careless Lovers Expectantly Awaiting Results'

Third Place:- HarpoNotMarx-1 point

'Carey, Lambeth Ecclesiastic After Runcie'

Week Twenty-Six

Results for word

PROTECT

First Place:- Icy North-3 points

'Privatised Rail Operators Test Einstein's Chaos Theory'

Second Place:- Doc U-2 points

'Polls Reiterate Obvious Truth: Electorate Can't Think.'

Equal Third Place:- Vestboy-1 point

'Patients Really Ought To Expect Correct Treatment'

Equal Third Place:- B'Elana-1 point

'Pirates Rob Other's Technology Even Cheating Trademarks'

Equal Third Place:- neri_acraro-1 point

'Protesters Rallying Over Terrorism Expect Challenges Tonight'

Equal Third Place:- pedro7-1 point

'Politics, Republicans Out To Extinguish Centrist Tendencies'

Week Twenty-Seven

Results for word

TODAY

First Place:- DocU- 3 Points

'Title Of Deceased: Arafat, Yasser'

Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx- 2 points

'Tragic Occurence-Dealt a Yarborough!'

Third Place:- HarpoNotMarx- 1 point

'Tony's Oratory Defended Aberrant Yanks'

Week Twenty-Eight

Results for word

SUSPECT

Equal First Place:- HarpoNotMarx- 3 points

'Scooby Undoes Spooks, Phantoms-Excellent Cartoon Tales'

Equal First Place:- Icy North- 3 points

'Soviet Union Spies Penetrate English Cipher Text'

Equal Second place:- tsarina- 2 points

'Stand Up Straight Pupils! Exhorts Class Teacher'

Equal Second Place:- neri_aracro- 2 points

'Sexy Underwear Satiafies People: Especially Common Text'

Week Twenty-Nine

Results for word

STAMP

Equal First Place:- Vestboy - 3 points

'Spotty Toadstools Are Mostly Poisonous'

Equal First Place:- Fathom - 3 points

'Surreal Telegrams Acquire Marmalade Peapods'

Equal First Place:- HarpoNotMarx - 3 points

'SnarlingTebbitt - Ancient Mewling Polecat'

Week Thirty

Results for word

TWELVE

First Place:- Mayan Templar- 3 points

'Tannoy: Will Elves Load Venison Express'

Second Place:- Vestboy- 2 points

'Towcester, Worcester, Esther, Leicester. Vocal Enigmas?'

Third Place:- tsarina- 1 point

'Tasting Wine Enlivens Licensed Victuallers' Exhibition'

Week Thirty-one

Results for word

OFTEN

First Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler- 6 points.

'Opium Fools Then Ennervates Nerves'.

Equal Second Place:- BlackBerry Cat- 3 points.

'Offal Frequently Tastes Extremely Nice'

Equal Second Place:- The Mayan Templar- 3 points.

'Our Flatulence Tent Empties Niftily'

Equal Second Place:- Icy North- 3 points.

'Outside Frillies Titillate Elderly Norwegian'

Week Thirty-Two

Results for word

SPEAK

First Place:- Icy North- 10 points

'Sadly, Pork Escalopes Aren't Kosher'

Second Place:- Fathom- 9 points

'Sandra Provocatively Eats A Kit-Kat'

Third Place:- The Mayan Templar- 8 points

' Spiritual Perfection Entails Ascending Kundalini'

Week Thirty-Three

Results for word

DETAIL

First Place:- Propotnik- 14 points

'Driving Erratically Takes Away Innocent Lives'

Second Place:- Icy North- 9 points

'Don't Even Think About It, Love'

Third Place:- Vestboy- 5 points

'Don't Experts Talk Another Impenetrable Language?'

Week Thirty-four

Results for word

ASSUME

Equal First Place:- tsarina- 3 points

'A Sexy Stripper Undresses Most Erotically'

Equal First Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler- 3 points

'All Santa's Ubiquitous Merriment Evaporates'

Equal Second Place:- Icy North- 2 points

'Always Sunny Side Up - My Eggs'

Equal Second Place:- B'Elana- 2 points

'Assassins Seldom Seem Unabashed Making Errors

Week Thirty-Five

Results for word

WATER

Equal First Place:- B'Elana- 3 points

'While Adam Talked, Eve Revolted'

Equal First Place:- Yelbakk:- 3 points

'Where Are The Emergency Rafts?'

Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx- 2 points

'Wingers Ambushed Tantalising Erica Roe'

Week Thirty-Six

Results for word

FILTER

First Place:- Vestboy- 3 points

'Frowning Is Likely tgo Encourage Rejection'

Second Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler- 2 points

'Fresh Impressionist Lands Top Elvis Role'

Third Place:- Vestboy- 1 point

'Following Interest Loss Telegram Entries Revived'

Week Thirty-Seven

Results for word

NATION

First Place:- tsarina- 3 points

'Now Asian Tsunami Is Old News'

Second Place:- Icy North:- 2 points

'Newsflash! Allied Troops' Invasion Of Normandy'

Equal Third Place:- Icy North- 1 point

'Nosing Absently Through Incredibly Old Newspapers'

Equal Third Place:- Shirps- 1 point

'Now And Then I Observe Naturists'

Week Thirty-Eight

Results for word

OCEAN

First Place:-'Mazin' MadFiddler- 3 points

'On Circumnavigation, Ellen's Natural'

Second Place:- Icy North- 2 points

'Of Course English Men Are Nice'

Third Place:- tsarina- 1 point

'Owl Catches Edibles After Nightfall'

Week Thirty-Nine

Results for word

GHOST

First Place:- pedro7- 3 points

'Giant Hamster Overcomes Small Tabby'

Second Place:- chorlton- 2 points

'Getting Horny Often Starts Trouble'

Third Place:- neri- 1 point

'Geriatric Hippies Overdose: Senility Triggered'

Week Forty

Results for word

IDENTITY

First Place:- Rosemary- 3 points

'Innocent Daughters Examine Ninety Tristram Impersonators For Isolde'

Second Place:- chorlton- 2 points

'If Den Exists Next Thursday, I'll Forever Yearn'

Equal Third Place:- Vestboy- 1 point

'Is Depilating Extra Nosehair Taken In Fun? Yes!'

Equal Third:- Icy North- 1 point

'International Delegates Encounter New Troubles In Former Yugoslavia'

Equal Third:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler- 1 point

'Is Damned Enforcement Necessary To Increase Foxes' Yip'

Equal Third:- Shirps- 1 point

'I Don't Envy Neutered Tabbies, In Fact... Yikes'

Week Forty-One

Results for word

DECLINE

First Place:- the Mayan Temple- 3 points

'Dynamiting Each Crime Leaves Investigators No Evidence'

Second Place:- Icy North- 2 points

'Donor Eggs Can Leave Infertile Newlyweds Expectant'

Equal Third:- Vestboy- 1 place

'Didn't European Cash Lend Ireland New Esteem'

Equal Third:- Icy North- 1 point

'Does Every Cruciate Ligament Injury Need Endoscopy?'

Equal Third:- Rosemary- 1 point

'Doris Exclaimed: "Charlie's Lost Imogen's New Elephant!'

Week Forty-Two

Results for word

FOURTH

First Place:- The Mayan Temple - 3 points

'Fermenting, Odourous Unmentionables: Rinsing Them Helps.'

Second Place:- chorlton - 2 points

'Firefighters Often Use Really Thick Hoses'

Third Place:- chorlton - point

'Fetching Orange Underwear Really Turns Heads'

Week Forty-Three

Results for word

NOVEL

First Place:- Pimms Lettuce - 3 points

'Nailbiting Olympic Excites Londoners'

Equal Second Place:- Icy North 2 points

'Newsflash: "Operation - Vatican Election Looms'

Equal Second Place:- Pimms Lettuce - 2 points

'Nailbiting Olympic Voting Excites Londoners'

Third Place:- The Mayan Templar - 1 point

'Naughty Otters Vapourize East vLondon'

Week Forty--Four

Results for word

FORTUNE

First Place:- Pimms Lettuce - 3 points

'Fundamentalists Oppose Reality:- The Universe Needs Evolution'

Second Place B'Elana - 2 points

'Five Old Rockers Tuned Ukelekes Now Electric'

Equal Third Place:- Icy North - 1 point

'Function Of Roget's Thesauraus: Use Niftier Expressions'

Equal Third Place:- Vestboy - 1 point

Famous Organist Resorts To Unusual Naked Exhibitionism'

Week Forty-Five

Results for word

BEFORE

First Place:- Icy North - 3 points

'Bigots Eschew Freedom Of Religious Early'

Second Place:- tsarina - 2 points

'Bald Eagles Fight Over Rotten Entrails'

Third Place:- tsarina - 1 point

'Best Eaten Fresh Or Risk Enteritis'

Week Forty-Six

Results for word

ADDICT

First Place:- chorlton - 3 points

'Abolish Disgraceful Diets Involving Childrens' Tuck'

Second Place:- Icy North - 2 points

'Attention Deficit Disorder Infects Countless Teenagers'

Third Place:- Icy North - 1 point

'A Doodle Doo! Is Cock Truncated?'

Week Forty-Seven

Results for word

LATER

First Place:- The Mayan Templar - 3 points

'Long After Tsunami, Earth Rumbles'

Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx - 2 points

'Lest All Time Erases, Remember'

Third Place:- Artisan 1 point

'Loaded And Taking Early Retirement'

Week Forty-eight

Results for word

CREDIT

First Place:- artisan - 3 points

'Cheap Rubber Eroded, Delivering Inconvenient Tot'

Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx - 2 points

'Camilla Really Enjoys Doing It, Thankfully'

Third Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler- 1 point

Could A Regional Electorate Deny Incumbent's Term?

Week Forty-nine

Results for word

HANGOUT

First Place:- B'Elana - 3 points

'Herod Assassinated Newborns - Genocide Obviously Unheard-of Then'

Second Place:- Artisan - 2 points

'Help A Newbie Get Off Uninteresting Threads'

Equal Third Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler - 1 point

'Has Any National Government Our Ultimate Trust?'

Equal Third Place:- B'Elana - 1 point

'Haggis Alarm!!! Next Generation Overruns Us Tonight.'

Equal Third Place:- Pimms Lettuce - 1 point

'Hitchhiker Announcement Is Now Given Out Utilising Phones'

Equal Third Place:- Rhynch - 1 point

'Here Ants Nibble Gingerly!!! On Untamed Tigers.'

Week Fifty

Results for word

SORRY

First Place:- B'Elana - 3 points

'Sellafield Officially Reported Radioactivity Yesterday'

Second Place:- Yellbakk - 2 points

So ... Old Ratzinger Rules, Yes?

Third Place:- Vestboy - 1 point

'"Sold Out Rover!" Rioters Yell.'

Week Fifty-One

Results for word

BAGGAGE

First Place:- tsarina - 19 points

'Before Accepting Generous Gifts, Assess Giver's Expectations'

Second Place - BlackBerry Cat - 5 points

'Ballots Annulled, Good God, Another General Election'

Third Place - 4 points

'Barely Any Government Gets A Good Ending'

Week Fifty-Two

Results for word

COFFEE

First Place:- snailrind - 6 points

'Choke on fruit flies, entertaining everyone.'

Equal Second Place:-Icy North - 5 points

'Carry On Films - Funny English Escapades'

Equal Second Place:- HarpoNotMarx - 5 points

'Condoleezaa Offers Firearms For Evicting Evildoers'

Week Fifty-Three

Results for word

PAINFUL

First Place:- artisan - 12 points

'Penetrating Artificial Inflatable Nurse Felt Unbelievably Lifelike'

Second Place:- tsarina - 10 points

'Place advertisement In Newspaper For Unihibited Lover!'

Equal Third Place:- Icy North - 4 points

'Progressive Alcoholism Is Necessary For University Lecturers'

Equal Third Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler - 4 points

'Protesters Are Indicted - Now Ferry's Under Licence'

Week Fifty-Four

Results for word

ALEVE

First Place:- pedro7 - 6 points

'Aliens land; Earthly vermin exterminated'

Second Place:- BlackBerryCat - 5 points

'Aliens love Earth, Vogons excepted'

Third Place:- B'Elana - 4 points

'Avalon : land existing, veiled eternally.'

Week Fifty-Five

Results for word

SEARCH

Equal First Place:- B'Elana - 7 points

'Sensational : England abdicates referendum ! Cabinet helpless!'

Equal First Place:- B'Elana - 7 points

"Save England's annual rebate!" claim hardliners.'

Equal Third Place:- Vestboy - 5 points

'Some equestrians are really clothes horses.'

Equal Third Place:- artisan - 5 points

'Not Every Researcher Values Orthography, Understandably So!'

Week Fifty-Six

Results for word

NERVOUS

Equal First Place:- Icy North - 7 points

'Never eat rats, voles or uncoiled snakes'

Equal First Place:- Liquid Warrior - 7 points

'Nearly everybody received virus over unprotected systems'

Equal Third Place:- Agent - 6 points

'Neverland extremely relieved, verdict openly upholds star.'

Equal Third Place:- Deep Doo Doo - 6 points

'Never, ever reverse vehicles over unsuspecting squirrels...'

Week Fifty-Seven

Results for word

STRONG

First Place:- BlackBerryCat - 7 Points

'Strange tidings recieved, omens not good.'

Second Place:- Vestboy - 6 Points

'Saint Trinian's raises only naughty girls'

Third Place:- Icy North - 4 Points

'Speak truthful remarks or nose grows'

Week Fifty-Eight

Results for word

SCOOP

First Place:- Artisan - 8 points

'Senility Can Overcome Old People'

Second Place:- Icy North - 6 Points

'Steer clear of odd people'

Third Place:- Icy North - 5 Points

'Sensual Caresses Optimize Orgasmic Pleasure'

Week Fifty-Nine

Results for word

GAUGE

First Place:- BlackberryCat - 7 Points

'Goblins Are Unpleasant', Gandalf Explained

Equal Second Place:- Icy North - 6 Points

'Gleneagles Attendees Uphold Geldof's Efforts '

Equal Second Place:- BlackBerryCat - 6 Points

'Grab A Ukelele, Guests Expected.'

Week Sixty

Results for word

PORTAL

Equal First Place:- B'Elana - 8 Points

'Pickled Onions Really Taste Awful, Love.'

Equal First Place:- Bassman - 8 Points

'Push On Regardless Till All's Lost'

Equal Second Place:- Pedro7 - 7 Points

''Peess Off', Roared The Angry Latin'

Equal Second Place:- Shirps - 7 Points

'Pretentious OrangUtans Rarely Throw Away Lipstick'

Week Sixty-One

Results for word

FOCUS

First Place:- Vestboy - 8 Points

'Fat Olly Cheers Up Stanley'

Second Place:- BlackBerryCat - 4 Points

'Frequent Overeating Causes Fat Stomachs'

Equal Third Place:- B'Elana - 3 Points

'Freemasonry: Order, Charitable, Ultimately Secretive'

Equal Third Place:- Chorlton - 3 Points

'Fearlessly Opening Cupboard Under Stairs'

Equal Third Place:- Pedro7 - 3 Points

'Lead On Badgers! Shouted The Excitable Rabbit'

Equal Third Place:- Agent - 3 Points

'Flying Over Cars Undermines Superman 3'

Equal Third Place:- Pedantic BarSteward - 3 Points

'Foreign Office Clerks Usually Sleep'

Equal Third Place:- Spoogleflop - 3 Points

'Fried Onions Cause Uninhabitable Places'

Week Sixty-Two

Results for word

LOBSTER

First Place:- 'Mazin'MadFiddler - 5 Points

'Love Of Blair Seems To Erode Rapidly'

Equal Second Place:- Icy North - 3 Points

'Love Of Bacon Sandwiches Tempts Even Rabbis'

and

'Life Of Brian Satirised The Easter Ritual'

Equal Second Place:- Agent - 3 Points

'Lobotomise Our Biggest Sinners, Teach 'Em Respect'

Week Sixty-Three

Results for word

WOBBLE

First Place:- Artisan - 8 Points

'What? One Beer Bottle Left?... Easy'

Second Place:- chorlton - 7 Points

'Will Of Bagpuss Baffles Legal Experts'

Third Place:- pedro7 - 6 Point

'Women Only Bars - Boozing Letches Excluded!'

Week Sixty-Four

Results for word

RAJAH

First Place:- B'Elana - 12 Points

"Real Aliens Just Arrived, Houston"!

Second Place:- tsarina - 5 Points

'Rickety Arthritic Joints Ache Horribly!'

Third Place:- Agent - 4 Points

'Really Awful Jokes Avoid Humour'

Week Sixty-Five

Results for word

LOCAL

First Place:- 'Mazin'MadFiddler -5 Points

'Levees Overun - Causing Awful Lesions'

Equal Second Place:- chorlton - 4 Points each

'Last Out Can Axe Lights'

and

'Lack Of Concentraton Annoys Lecturers'

Equal Second Place:- Icy North - 4 Points

'Loss Of Coordination Affects Lush'

Week Sixty-Six

Results for word

ELEVEN

First Place:- chorlton - 17 Points

'Excited Lovers Enjoy Very Early Night'

Second Place:- B'Elana - 5 Points

'Everybody Looks Evenly Vicious, Especially Naked.'

Third Place:- Icy North - 4 Points

'England's Latest Embarrassment - Versus Eire North'

Week Sixty-Seven

Results for word

OFFICE

First Place:- chorlton - with another astounding 17 Points

'Octopi Find Friendship In Creative Entanglements.'

Second Place:- Icy North - 10 Points

'Only Fools Fish In Contaminated Estuaries.'

Third Place:- Artisan - 7 Points

'Often Fist Fighters Inherit Cauliflower Ears'

Week Sixty-Eight

Results for word

LEGEND

First Place:- Liquid Warrior - 11 Points

'Look Everywhere, God's Eternal Nature Dominates'

Equal Second Place:- tsarina - 8 Points

'Latest Entry Gives Every Nauseating Detail!'

Equal Second Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler - 8 Points

'Lavatorial Effluents Generally Emit Noxious Diseases'

Week Sixty-Nine

Results for word

CHEMICAL

First Place:- Agent - 16 Points

'Comic's heart expires, man is classed a legend'

Second Place:- DeepDooDoo - 11 Points

'Chronic Halitosis Eventually Meant I Couldn't Attract Ladies'

Third Place:- DeepDooDoo - 9 Points

'Cats Hunt Elusive Mice In Cellars And Larders'

Week Seventy

Results for word

KIDDING

First Place:- - 'Mazin' MadFiddler - 11 Points

'Kate In Drug Debacle - Immediately Newsmen Gossip.'

Second Place:- Pedro7 - 7 Points

'Kissing? I daren't discuss it near Grandma'

Third Place:- Agent - 6 Points

'Kashmir in disaster, deaths involve next generation'

Week Seventy-One

Results for word

CLEAN

Equal First Place:- - 7 Points

'Cakes - Love 'Em, Absolutely Nutrtious'

Equal First Place:- Artisan - 7 Points

'Clarke Loses, Eternally A Numpty'

Equal First Place:- Agent - 7 Points

'Chickens Learn Europe's Avian Nightmare

Week Seventy-Two

Results for word

JUMPER

First Place:- - Liquid Warrior - 11 Points

Just Understanding Matters Precipitates Excellant Results

Second Place:- tsarina - 7 Points

'Jealousy Usually Makes Partners Extremely Ratty!'

Week Seventy-Three

Results for word

PUMPKIN

First Place:- - Artisan - 6 Points

'Puffing Up My Pillow Keeps It Nice'

Second Place:- 'Mazin'MadFiddler - 3 Points

'Pretty Underwear Means Passion - Kissing Is Necessary'

Third Place:- VestBoy - 2 Points

'Pressure Usually Makes Promising Kids Introspectively Nervous'

Week Seventy-Four

Results for word

DROWSY

First Place:- Artisan - 12 Points

'Don't Run Or We'll Shoot You!'

Second Place:- Icy North - 7 Points

'Don't Rely On Waiters Serving You.'

Third Place:- Artisan - 3 Points

'Drunken Ravenous Old Women Say Yes.'

Week Seventy-Five

Results for word

TISSUE

First Place:- scorpio_witch - 13 Points

'Tropical Insects Sting Susceptible Underclad Ecologists.'

Equal Second Place:- Artisan - 6 Points

.Toys In Sex Shops, Upwardly Erotic'.

Equal Second Place:- 'Mazin' MadFiddler - 6 Points

'Tories In Sorry State - Urge Elections'

Week Seventy-Five

Results for word

TISSUE

First Place:- B'Elana - 10 Points

'During Inquisition, Satan, Turned Up, Reading Bible.'

Equal Second Place:- Artisan - 6 Points

'Discovered Inside Scottish Tavern~Untouched Red Beaujolais'

Equal Second Place:- Icy North - 6 Points

'...Dancers Irritated, Start Throwing Underwear Right Back

Equal Second Place:- tsarina - 6 Points

'Dietary Inefficiencies Seem To Upset Reubenesque Beauties'

Week Seventy-Six

Results for word

IMAGINE

First Place:-Airscotia - 9 Points

'In Mourning, A Great Intellect Now Extinguished'

Second Place:- Icy North - 6 Points

'Industrial Mayhem As Gasoline Ignites Nightmarish Explosion'

Third Place:- B'Elana - 4 Points

'Imagination Makes All Gals Irresistable, Not Edible'

Week Seventy-Seven

Results for word

HAPPEN

First Place:- B'Elana - 6 Points

'Hi - Anybody Play Poker, Ending Naked?'

.Second Place:- pedro7 - 5 Points

'Have All Posters Posted Enough Now?'

Third Place:- Icy North - 4 Points

'Hells Angels Personal Protection -Enrol Now!'

Well Done everyone, and Thank-you for your support. An amazing tally of votes over the last few weeks. Well Done.

A new Weekly Roll will start for 2006. Watch this space.

See A2664614 for Roll Of Honour.