h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1. (647) Bunnies exploited for organised racket,Easter! (Artisan)
2. (641b) Best Eaten Fresh Or Risk Enteritis! (Tsarina)
3. (646) Been exhausted?, feeling old?, retire early. (Chorlton)

Icy

Hellbound votes:

1) Bunnies exploited for organised racket, Easter! - Artisan
2) Bald Eagles Fight Over Rotting Entrails! - tsarina
3) Best eaten fresh or risk enteritis - Chips

I just voted for the "just eaten fresh" entry. But now I see that it's been withdrawn.
So I guess I'll vote for this one instead:

Big, ecologically friendly oranges ravish Edinburgh.

Or more appropriately transfer vote to tsarina's identical telegram entry (post 641) which preempted Chips' in post 645 (leading to Chip's withdrawing it)

Naturally, I vote for Tsarina !

Chips

And the delayed voting from Kew-North-By-Thames for BEFORE is:-

Icy North- 3 points
'Bigots Eschew Freedom Of Religious Expression'

tsarina- 2 points
'Bald Eagles Fight Over Rotting Entrails'

and

Yellbakk- 1 point
'Birds Explode Over Restricted Ereas' (sic)

(was that meant to be Eyries - Y ??? )

I thank you...

MMF

BEFORE:

1st Best Eaten Fresh Or Risk Enteritis: Chips

2nd Bunnies Exploited For Organised Racket, Easter!: Artisan

3rd Bald Eagles Fight Over Rotting Entrails!: Tsarina

Sorry, just discovered (it's late, I'm )

1st Tsarina was first, sorry Chips

Artisan votes;BEFORE

Ist. Tsarina 641/1
2nd.Icy North 639/2
3rd.chorlton 646/1

Let's start the voting for ADDICT:


1. (661a) Another Death Defying Intravenous Cocaine Trip (Shirps)

2. (662b) Abolish disgraceful diets involving childrens tuck (Chorlton)

3. (658b) Ass, Dolt, Dork, Idiot! Comprende, Tonto? (Harpo)

Icy

ADDICT

1st Addicts Don't Do Instant Cold Turkey: Tsarina
2nd Aids Disaster Defeats Immunisation - Congress Told: 'Mazin
3rd Attention Defecit Disorder Infects Countless Teenagers: Icy North

1st: post 659 (b) A Doodle Doo! Is cock truncated? (Icy North) A2309627
2nd: post 662 (b) Abolish disgraceful diets involving childrens tuck (chorlton)
3rd: post 653 (a) Addicts Don't Do Instant Cold Turkey! (tsarina)

Artisan Votes-ADDICT
662/2 chorlton
651/1 Pimms
659/2 Icy

Votes on ADDICT


Atkinson discovered diet inconclusively curtailing tubbiness! - Artisan

Attention Deficit Disorder infects countless teenagers - Icy North

'Activists' Damage Destroys Industries' Clout Totally' - Mazin MadFiddler

And the scores on the doors from Kew-North-By-Thames for the word ADDICT are:-

IcyNorth- 3 Points
'Attention Deficit Disorder Infects Countless Teenagers.'

chorlton- 2 Points
'Abolish Disgraceful Diets Involving Childrens Tuck.'

Pimms lettuce- 1 Point
'All Dogs Definitely Irritate Chewing Things.'

I thank you,

MMF

Hellbound's votes for ADDICT:

1st - Attended double date, instinctively copulated twice! - artisan
2nd - Alas! Deputy Dawg in custody Tonight! - pedro7
3rd - A Doodle Doo! Is cock truncated? - icy

Votes for LATER (but you can read them now if you like)

1. (675b) Love - all too easily rejected (B'Elana)
2. (671a) London attacked: Troublesome ermine responsible. (Mayan T)
3. (677a) 'Lunacy Awaits Tony "Eccentric" Robinson' (MMF)

Icy

Hellbound votes for LATER:

1) Long after tsunami, Earth rumbles. - Mayan
2) London attacked: Troublesome ermine responsible. - Mayan
3) Late-arriving Telegrams evade regulations! - Icy

LATER

1st Let a tough episcopate rest – Vestboy

2nd Loaded and taking early retirement. – ‘Artisan

3rd limbs akimbo, the emperor rested. – Pimms Lettuce

Artisan votes for LATER.
1. B'elana.675/a
2. MMF. 677/a
3. Icy. 670