A Conversation for The Hitchhikers Hotel
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted May 22, 2004
OK. I shall reimburse you as appropriate then.
(No; I don't think they're competing; they have recently come into a lot of money and would probably have no reason to do so; perhaps we should think about paying you some overtime wages?)
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Vestboy Posted May 22, 2004
*Fills a brown envelope with 
s and leaves them in Shade's pigeon hole. Anonymously*
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ShadeTheif Posted May 25, 2004
Hey, look over here - A351866. I think it might be good to put something about continuity into the Herms and Honditions and a link to that page. I don't recall any actual problems with continuity but it would be nice to try to prevent any before the occur. - 
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted May 26, 2004
Thank you for pointing that out. I have amended the Herms and Honditions as necessary.
*Opens a software program on the laptop called 'ESEWN Management', and presses the 'Query' button. Types in the secretly ciphered 4200-digit-key-quantum-encrypted password, changed twice hourly at random intervals and re-scrambled thrice after being observed, and is presented with a report, detailing the rental of a floor polishing device, the time for which it was rented, and the accumulated cost of said rental.
Transfers 
from the company credit card to the ESEWN Monetary Distribution Centre in Ottawa.
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F F Churchton Posted Jun 16, 2004
Hello, is sir Humpery Appleby here, I need someone to translate the hotel insurance for me!!!
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Jun 16, 2004
I speak legalese and bureaucratese, if that helps.
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Vestboy Posted Jun 17, 2004
And occasionally you hear the odd English words from him, too.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jun 27, 2004
hello. reporting as requested Baryonic Bring.
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Jun 27, 2004
Hello!
* Opens laptop. Red Hat Enterprise Linux boots in 25 seconds.
* Loads StarOffice Base and opens file called 'HHH Staff' in the root directory.
I need to enter some information in my database. Please could you answer the following questions for me?
- What is your full name?
- Your Job Description(s) please?
- When did you join the happy team at the HHH?
- Do you have a specially arranged higher or discounted salary?
- Guest Room Number?
- Pets?
- Salad?
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Jun 27, 2004
(I don't mean your full real name, of course).
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Jul 26, 2004
What is your full name?
Arisztid Lugosi
- Your Job Description(s) please?
I give people flowers for their rooms.
I will in the future get around to making a travel agent page thingy for the hotel.
- When did you join the happy team at the HHH?
i cant remember
... about a month ago?
- Do you have a specially arranged higher or discounted salary?
I'm not sure what that means... um.. all i want is my little tower room, no pay...
- Guest Room Number?
Um, i'm not sure it had a number. I wouldnt mind having one, but i'm not suse who to go see about that. Its called the tower room...
- Pets?
none( usually... sometimes i may jave a small animal wiht me...)
- Salad? what do you mean 'salad'?
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Jul 26, 2004
Thank you for the information. That will be all.
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Jun 22, 2005
*Enters. Opens filing cabinet. Takes out file. Closes drawer. Opens second drawer down. Puts file in drawer. Closes drawer.*
*Trips over laptop charging cable.*
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Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) Posted May 10, 2006
I wonder where the HAZAA has gone?
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Baconlefeets Posted May 10, 2006
Already? 
*opens cupboard*
Ah.
It's a drinks cupboard.
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- 41: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (May 22, 2004)
- 42: Vestboy (May 22, 2004)
- 43: ShadeTheif (May 25, 2004)
- 44: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (May 26, 2004)
- 45: F F Churchton (Jun 16, 2004)
- 46: Vestboy (Jun 16, 2004)
- 47: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (Jun 16, 2004)
- 48: Vestboy (Jun 17, 2004)
- 49: Arisztid Lugosi (Jun 27, 2004)
- 50: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (Jun 27, 2004)
- 51: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (Jun 27, 2004)
- 52: Arisztid Lugosi (Jul 26, 2004)
- 53: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (Jul 26, 2004)
- 54: Arisztid Lugosi (Jul 27, 2004)
- 55: Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 (Jun 22, 2005)
- 56: Vestboy (Jun 23, 2005)
- 57: Black Cheetah: The Veggie Black Cat (Have two accounts for some reason!) (May 10, 2006)
- 58: Baconlefeets (May 10, 2006)
- 59: F F Churchton (May 10, 2006)
- 60: Baconlefeets (May 10, 2006)
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