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Vestboy Posted May 25, 2006
*sitting in cupboard*
Would you like a drink madam?
*shakes a mixture of cough syrup, rubbing alcohol and rich tea biscuits in a rubber clove*
Voila!
*pours mixture into jelly mould and holds out for inspection*
It doesn't have a name yet. What should we call it?
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Trin Tragula Posted May 25, 2006
The Rubber Banned?
There are going to be little umbrellas and olives I take it? 
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Vestboy Posted May 25, 2006
*Walks over to umbrella rack. Espies golfing umbrella that would be big enough to roof the new Wembley stadium. Looks at owners name, "This is the property of Olive." Walks back and climbs into cupboard.*
I'm still pondering that. We could have a coal scuttle and a potato.
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