h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have we met before?

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Cosmicdudeman, I specialize in making people feel uncomfortable.

I can see *backs away slowly*

*Hides in a place which smells faintly of tea*

Why are you all running away, do I smell?

*sniffs*

Oh, I do.

Ewwwwww.

The Virgin islands were virgin because no seamen ever set foot there.

Stop saying sexualy related jokes there might be minors here

not that im oen or anything *shifty eyes*

Don't worry about there being minors here, my sister is not online and she's one of the youngest members.

Pfft. Those miners need to stop complaining about sex and go back to scrounging in dark pits looking for coal or something.

That was a good pun, EvilClaw

Yes, your punning gene must be on turbo.
Mine died last night when I watching TV.
*Note to self: Shouting at screen=pointless*

Pointless, but inevitable. The screen shouts at you, so it deserves to get back what it gives

Hah!
Your logic holds much promise.

*in a very Vulcan like way*

I fail to see the humour in logic. Logic an humour are two seperate things.

*ditchs the whole Vulcan rutine, and hones a british documentarian-isqe voice*

However in a controled environment, the humour can impregnate the logic, allowing the two to be married. This does involve a good bit of booze though.

I shudder to think about what the offspring will be like.

They will be like the cross between a human and an ostrich, for those of you who have seen that episode of South Park.

Is South Park designed for human-ostrich hybrids?

No, but one appeared in the PETA episode of South Park.

Guess who one of the parents of the hybrid is.

Did I kill another thread or did the MotMV take a very extended break?