h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I knew they were once living, but wow.

They come back to life for a few minutes every night, just for old time's sake. Some ofd them hum a few bars of "Louie, Louie," while others echo Ricki Ricardo's "I yi yi yi yi!". Then there are the Sha Na Na ones that drive you bonkers with "Teenager in Love."

Why haven't we killed those ones yet?

Because we thought we should moce them to the brig to be used as torture devices, only we forgot where the brig was.

They are the undead. Not really alive, but not killable. The worst of several possible worlds.

I'd love to be undead, assuming were not talking the mindless kind.

Those who were mindless in real life (a rather large population, actually ) will be equally mindless in undeath.

Remember the zombies in "I am legend?" They would seem like Einsteins by comparison.

I'm not mindless, Rush's Free Will would likely be my theme song.

Is Will still not free? What an outrage! What a scandal!

I know, that song came out such a long time ago.

Was it written by Tom Rush?

Geddy Lee, I think.

I remember Peggy Lee, Pinky Lee, and Lee Iacocca.
Geddy Lee I haven't heard of.

Don't forget Lee Liberace.

Why, is he the sort of person you'd be likely to forget?

Oh woe is me, for the Joker is dead

I'm sure a lot of people will be waiting anxiously to find out what did him in. I heard one fan say that he would happily watch Heath in bad movies if that was what it took to keep him alive. Nothing will help now, I'm afraid.

Had Heath finished filming his scenes in Gilliam's "Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?" He wasn't the title character, but sometimes even a minor character is so important that a movie won't work without him/her. A lot of people must be devastated right now. We've already heard from Mel Gibson....

I heard he was found at MK Olsen's apartment

I think she is the owner of the building.

Who Lee Liberace?