h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Every evil society needs a room to plot in.

Can we have a trampoline in here too?

No, one is enough.

Oh, you're no fun...

Anyway, I have to go offline for a while. Back later.

*sits around pouting, then gets tired of it and goes away to wash her hair*

ohh a room to plot in...

*lays on the table some charts, dividers, a steel rule and a pencil and procedes to plot*

*Reenters.*

No plotting against me!

I wasn't, I was plotting a route from portsmouth to southampton, via ullapool, so

Well, don't do it on the table. There's a program on the computer that can do that for you.

what's it called?

RouteFinder: Multi-Verse edition.

It's very good, although the detail on Ceti Beta 4 is a bit sketchy.

Hi, I'm back?

How's the plotting going? I want a plot with a view on the river...

And white flowers, definitely white flowers.

I did not mean to question the fact that I'm back, that was supposed to be a !

Welcome back. I would give you the plot by the river, but I'm going there myself to look for mayflies.

RouteFinder won't work you turkey, that's maps, did I say 'lays maps on table', huh well did I? No, I said charts, do you know the difference between a map and a chart? I can explain if you want.

Also i think the '?' makes more sense around here

Then I would have the one under the big old poplar tree.

TB: It also has charts, it's very comprehensive.

Yael: Fine, you go and ask for it then.

*goes off to check*

*comes back*

nope, just checked. They're all out of date for the north sea.

*Continues plotting on the table

*looks for someone to ask for a plot from*





*turns to an innocent-looking potted plant*

General Plotting, could I have the plot down by the poplar, sir?