h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shrug*
have a search if you like, arent they all (mostly) part of STUMPED ?

I've just talked to someone in STUMPED who said he's interested in joining.

ah good

I directed him here.

*burp*

Hello Happy Dude. I assume you're here about the attack on the TA?

NO, i- think happydudes here for a burp and a drink

?

I'm here as a neutral (for the moment) heavily armed observer ... *Flashes S.T.U.M.P.E.D. Identity Card*, I should stress that I'm not here in any official capacity wot so ever

...

OK then. I've just made a temporary alliance with the Evil Army of h2g2.

How about the ACF, ok they're not an evil army, in fact they're good as they are trying to wipe out the evil cat menace. But some of us helped them defend against the Evil Army, and they do have the curiositizer.

Yeah, but we're trying to make an evil alliance here.

Correction - we are trying to make AN alliance. Any sort will do. Good, evil, fregmatic, weird... we will accept anyone at the moment.


We're trying to build some chaos here, remember?

[waltzes in...as in dances in not strolls in...]
[feels akward]
[salutes General Plotting]
Hello...I am here on EvilClaw's behalf...


So attack the tyranical army...er...terranic army...[notes that that was one of the first places on the invasion list that he had suggested to EvilClaw prior to the invasion of MotMV]

That was the first place I visited on H2G2...and ever since then I have had a diabolical hatred towards them which I have no clue where it originated...

I'll cable the Overmind...or maybe I'll just post a message on his door ...anywho...I'll in someway contact the Overmind and inform him of the alliance...and plans...and the sort...I also like to think of myself as an exelent lurker...I'm still waiting for a response about membership though...I'll lend all of my lurking skills to this planning...I can post any info I find here if you like...unless you have another place you would prefere it...

Great, welcome.

Basically, our plan is to create complete chaos. Hey, you guys faught us, you know the deal - insanity takes over, stuff being made up not so much to cause damage but mostly to annoy and confuse, all that.

We may have lost last time, but I wasn't here then. We're gonna win this one.

[Death Bringer, the re-incarnated Assimilated Archon hovers into the room]

Hello.
As the sevant of one of the founding four of the Evil Army of H2G2, I present you with this badge, it is at A2302967, wear it with pride for it associates you with the Evil Army of H2G2...[as well as being a great form of advertisement...]

The Overmind has agreed to join with SuperMoo and EvilClaw in supporting your attack of the terranic army...

Overmind:
Via Death Bringer

Ahh yes..welcome...yes...yep...yes sirry...

it's the glee cow! Joy!

I think I've lost the plot.

Welcome, Evil Army of H2G2. If you know of any other evil armies, invite them to join our great evil alliance.

FF: We are creating an evil coalition against the TA.