h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The blue flowers are hallucinogenic, the pink ones are medicinal, and there's one white one that's there to keep you guessing.

*spits out blue pettles*
oh thats Why the rooms tap dancing

Actually, the room really *is* tap dancing. Do you like it? I taught it some new steps.

My god, its like the room has the music and the rhythm in its soul.

Well, the work we do requires the best environment. A room that keeps the right tempo will help us keep up with our deadlines.

But if the taps are dancing, how can we water the General?

We will teach the General how to tap dance.

BRILLANT! And in such a way General Plotting will have learned to fend for himself. Making us obsolete. He'll probably eat us in order to free up resources.

*eats the general plotting and washes it down with a *

Ach, here we go again...

Okay dear, sit down. The hallucinations should start fading in 36-48 hours. The nausea will take a bit longer. And I'm afraid your toes are just going to stay this particular shade of purple forever.



*Goes to the storeroom to get a new General Plotting*

I'm onthe ceiling
*starts moonwalking the Cha cha cha*

Watch out for the ceiling fan! And the cheese grater!

That sounds like a grate idea.

*Grabs the nearest person and starts waltzing with them*

who said i was waltzing to music because I'm not,yougiant three headed strawberry

*Applies tranquilizer gun*

(I knew it was a good idea to keep one handy!)

OOOH! i can see the Time Vortex
*Falls flat on face and starts snoring*

I'm not a three-headed strawberry, however nice that might be.