h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you killed it, you b@$t@rd!

I think the very idea (let alone the actuality) of an ostrich-human hybrid was so shocking that the thread buried its head in the sand for ten months. What woke it up again was the "Santa Dance" from "Jarhead."

THats a distinct possibility. Heres another one: Soylent Green is tofu.

Do the other members of the tofu herd know this?

Here's a fifth possibility, Soylent Green is a crap film and Make Room, Make Room p!$$€$ all over it.

I will never look at lentils and soybeans the same way again.

I do love roasted garbanzo beans, though.

Diarrhea perhaps? Did I already suggest that?

Alright, let's just get a new topic started, any suggestions?

Okay, here are some random topics, thrown out there as they come into my head:

--A tightrope-walking Santa Claus

--Greaseburgers in coriander-honey-mustard buns

--The Loch Ness Giraffe

--Oprah's bagpipe-playing bathing beauties pageant

--Someone is killing the Borg

--Marioi Batali makes the world's largest cilantro pizza

(To be continued)

What!? Someone's killing the Borg!?

Okay, anything else?

More random stuff:

--Geezer police who patrol neighborhoods where the average age is over 75.

--Rubber duckies who come to life in your bathtub.

--What was in that meatloaf we had for lunch? And why is the cat missing?

--Big news story of the day: snow falls on Massachusetts in December.
(No, really! Odd, isn;t it?)

I fell on ice on Poets.

Took a good chunk of skin off my left palm too.

So, does this mean you don't that *huge* box of ice that I just mailed to you? Can I bribe you not to send it back?

I'll just blow it up.

I hope you enjoy the snowstorm that will result.

So, another snowday.

Then I guess you're cool with it. Fine.

More like cold...

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

All snowmen melt, few snowmen are truly frozen.

I'm glad to know that, but unsure how I will use the knowledge in the future.