h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the EA fleet turns into giant cantelopes* You can't suppress my discontinuity. Espechially not when i'm powered up.

*Claw stabs M1/Alien Commander from behind*
CLaw: Did you forget we split up?
*EC stabs M1*
EvilClaw: Join!
*Claw and EvilClaw fuse* *Discontinuity full power* *EA ships protected from anti-ect. shields*

Claw: And now. You die for this rank betrayal.

All this is very well, but are we in agreement?

*watches his Master*

No. This is the home of the Evil Army. Our soveriegn land. I cannot WILLNOT allow you to begin your conquest here. TO protect the sacred land of the EA and the exclusive use of the acronym EA (Evil Army or Evil Aliens? Or Electronic Arts?) I will destroy you all. Even by myself if neccesary.

*pulls out shotgun*

not nessacerely on your own..

You are a true friend Black Leopard. Now lets kill Alien arse.

*blood slpatters all over the wall*

i meant to bandage that finger up ages ago...

... *casts Cure* Now then... I think they're offline. *starts messing with bridge controls* THeres bound to be a button that destroys the ship.. or at least a com link to the other ships.

*rings up commanders of all ships*

um, hello? yes this you're commander um, your orders...yes, i've got them - new orders read:

KILL YOURSELVES IMMEDIATLY

*puts down phone*

there we are!! easy!

*Phone rings*

Alien commanders: do you think we're stupid!? YOu didn't even disguise your voice.

WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?

Our side. I'm just being practical. *puts on a really cheap voice disguiser*

*into phone* Disregard previous messages. Now kill yourself, all your crew and blow up the ship. Not neccesarily in that order. And i won't it done ASAP!

*looks out window*

um, EC. they're coming at us fast...

Crap... What'd i say wrong?

......you do realize...it doesn't matter how many of legions of our troops you destroy as there will always be more of them to take up arms to protect the sovern and dominion lands of the mighty Evil Army of H2G2 and her allies...you cannot stop the unstopable...
*at this a legion of D.E.S.T.I.N.Y. M.I.N.I.O.N.S.(Destructive Energetic Soldiers That Instinctively Note Yon Master Idea and Numerously Invade in Overwhelming Numbers Successfully),the Evil Army's newest instant soldier eached armed with an internal teleportation device so that they can reach the ship regardless of where they are...oh and they to are commanded mentally by me...*
[DMwhim:teleport to flag ship]
*the legion teleports to the ship as another legion marches out of the Evil Army's base*
[DMwhim:new legion divert control to EvilClaw]
*this is done and yet another legion apears*
[DMwhim:new legion divert control to BL]
*this too is done*
It apears you're outnumbered and outclassed...

DMwhim: Infiltrate Alien Mother ship. No prisoners.

i have a legion!!

DMwhim: Run round in circles

YOu see. Thats why you didn't have any LardWarriors or EvilMinions before...

New DMwhim: Do what the rest are doing

......EvilClaw...you're the one who ordered a legion of Lardwarriars to do a silly dance...