h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... how do you remember that?! Plus they were obselete when the evilminions came out so i was just using them just so they would be used.

3rd DMwhim: Worship Lemmings

Talk about a wasted command

*Five minutes earlier*
DMwhim: Worship me!!

DMwhim: Hit EC

DMerror: EC list comm. Prior. 1: Protect list comm.

*undefined span of time in the past*
[DMwhim:ask EvilClaw to grab a can of Sprite from Anole's watercooler]

*the aliens circle around and teleport the DESTINYMINIONS into deep space* My subordinate said "embassy". I hope you noticed that. *Darth Horrifus comes through for three vital seconds, during which time he calls out "find the main reactor cores of the battleships, then destroy them, and your doom will be assured..."* Stupid good personalities. I think I have control...

Wait. SO if we blow up the reactors then my doom is assured? Bah!

*DMs teleport back in* Love the new features Supermoo.

DMwhim: attack aliens.

*runs out* Supermoo, Lemming/Leopard follow me!

...
*DESTINY MINIONS teleport back*
teleporting them will do no good...

I said that! NOw follow me so we can blow ourselves up!! ... Wait... whos commanding the Evil Army fleet?

depends...why do you ask...?
*follows the EVILCLAW*

*sighs* Never mind we have to find the main reactor and throw the starfire into it... oops.. i mean blow it up...

*good personalities seperate from the Supreme Alien Commander and begin a desperate battle for H2G2, whilst all around the infinite numbers of battleships detonate reactor cores, the blasts almost destroying half a neighboring Mothership*

MOWoS: We won't let you take over H2G2! *draws duel lightsabers*
DH: You will be defeated! *draws twin swords*
SAC: Don't be fools... You can't stop my Fleet!
MOWoS: Oh yeah?
SAC: Battleships! Begin attack pattern BF345!

*the Battleship main group flickers and then jumps into the ground just underneath the Evil Army Base, and most particularly around the sources of Minions, then detonates the reactor cores, causing devastation*

DH: We... will... overpower you...
SAC: Not likely!
MOWoS: You're no match for us!

SAC: Shields! Pattern DB42! *the lesser group of shields also flickers, then ends up inside Evil Army weaponry and detonating THEIR reactor cores, whilst the Mother Ships stream out of nowhere from distant planets*
SAC: You cannot stop us. Like you, we are infinite! *SAC disappears, right before the main Mothership's Bridge disintegrates*

MOWoS: *teleports quickly*
DH: *clings to MOWoS*

*shoots all people mentioned in the post above*

*confusion* *teleports off of destroyed ship* Oh and the EA ships don't have reactors. They run off of pure chaos and crazyness. ect.

All ships release FFSTs! Attack the new alien command ship! *the evil army base flickers and dissapears as its discontinuity shield judged intangibility to be safest*

*the minions are still acoming- teleporting from the alt dimension*

DMwhim: Infilitrate alien ships. No survivors.

LemmingWhim: Find something to eat

*all three personalities teleport near where the Evil Army base used to be*

SAC: Right then... I think that hole is too shallow.
DH: Right there. *calls to production supervisors, a chasm appears*
MOWoS: Perfect! Now, where were we?
SAC: Hang on! We're missing a thin rickety bridge with no handrail!
DH: Good point.
MOWoS: Why? Couldn't we jump... Oh yeah. *calls to producers, the bridge appears*
SAC: We'll take it away afterwards.
DH: We wouldn't want a largesection of the Evil Army to fall away, now would we?
MOWoS: And now, we begin...
*a raging battle ensues*

Can you command the space forces while i focus on the infiltration team?

*raging battle stops*