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or double fisted monkey style...

Isn't that one of the Vargus Zodiac styles?

Round 5:

MysteriousOneWoS Casts Damage on Supreme Alien Commander. Spell: fails. Failure status: Rebound. MOWoS takes two damage.

Darth Horrifus Casts Lower Defenses on Supreme Alien Commander. Spell: succeeds! Success power: + 1/2 effect (round halves up). SAC takes +2 Damage when injured.

Supreme Alien Commander Attacks MysteriousOneWoS. Dice roll: 6. Enemy defense roll: 5. MOWoS takes 2 Damage.

At end of round:

Supreme Alien Commander: Skill 12 Stamina 14. +3 damage when injured.

Darth Horrifus: Skill 11 Stamina 22.

MysteriousOneWoS: Skill 12 Stamina 18.

I like swords!

I like swords!

...I need to watch those again...

DUH! I'm fighter! I give away all of our shinies!
BM: HADOKEN!
Fighter: BLarg!

This is RPG style rounds.

Round 6:

MysteriousOneWoS Attacks Supreme Alien Commander. Dice roll: 6. Enemy defense roll: 1. SAC takes 5 Damage.

Darth Horrifus Attacks Supreme Alien Commander. Dice roll: 1 (AS=12). Enemy defense roll: 4 (AS=16). DH takes 2 Damage.

Supreme Alien Commander Casts Lower Defenses on MysteriousOneWoS. Spell: succeeds! Success power: +2/1 effect. MOWoS takes +3 Damage when injured.

At end of round:

Supreme Alien Commander: Skill 12 Stamina 9. +3 Damage when injured.

Darth Horrifus: Skill 11 Stamina 20.

MysteriousOneWoS: Skill 12 Stamina 18. +3 Damage when injured.

Yeah... but it IS getting a little annoying...

I'd say more Dungeons and Dragons style...
"Roll to see if I'm drunk...am I drunk...?"
"tell me if any girls come in...I wanna dooooooo them..."
that was a very very good flash movie...

and the alien comander only has 9 hp left anywho...

One of the greatest. Right up there with return of ganondorf. ... Say. Should we be doing something? Like blowing up enemies or stabbing Supreme Alien Commander in the back? Backstabs are double damage in RPGs.

true...speaking of which...do you suggest FF Tactics advanced...?

I liked it. Tis really fun and stuff. Why?

I was thinking about buying it...what's with the rules thing...I saw that it said something about being punished for breaking the rules of fighting...

The rules are really annoying but as long as you don't break them its no big deal. Mainly its just can't use this type of ability or can't use items... I never use items though... If you want to borrow it to try it out...?

oh...those...nah...I'll probably buy it then...unless of course I come into posession of a DS...then I could just buy chrystal chronicals...

I could lend it to you to try out the rule system (and my awesome levelled up party! W00t Montblanc the black mage moogle!)

...no...I'm fine...I can live with that...using my SuperSmash Bros. training...and my 133t 4dv4nc3d w4rz skills...somehow...I'll find a way...speaking of which...did you know that they are releasing an Advanced Wars for the DS...it looks kinda cool...although I hope you don't have to give cheesy voice commands or anything...

Live with what? Did you decide?