h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*laughs as EC heads towards a wall* You have to punch a hole in it first!

Wall...what wall
*as he is saying this he is charging a seeker that he then blasts a hole in the wall with*
looks at hole*which is about the size of one man only it is halfway up the wall*...okay...that definately isn't big enough...more power then...
*wraspy voice much like a hiss* Bring Death upon the land, Call forth destruction and the damn'd, Dark energies bow to my command*/voice*
*as he says this a large black orb forms in front of him which he then lobs at the wall*
*this promply destroys the wall, part of the cieling and leaves a nice creater in part of the floor*
...well that's more like it...

*punches through another wall* I don't know who their architects are... but they need to look into blast armor...*punches another wall* oops girl alien locker room...

Not another creator, don't you think the last one was enough?

That being said...

*runs to the Bridge*

Crator? Right. Scuse me lady aliens with big guns. We're just trying to destroy the bridge thats all.

Lady Aliens: really? Its that way.

EC: Thank you.

*rushes off towards the bridge, gets ready to charge down the door*

*punches through the door* Do your stuff M1/DH!

*the door slides open suddenly*

*runs through the open door and trips up*

*the new commander stands up* So you have finally arrived. I have been expecting you for two weeks now. At least. *calls out to EC* You may come in. I will not hurt you... yet. If you will, take a seat. *new chairs appear from the ground*

*gets up, then sits*

Uh oh. Dey back. *draws his swords*

*notices a lack of horrible death*

Please, come in, EvilClaw. You will be my guest at the destruction of your forces.

Psh. You couldn't destroy my forces if you could *isn't making sense*
I'll stand thanks... *in an undertone* And stab you. Lots.

*runs in, takes a look at the situation then throws a bomb at anyone not in the evil army*

*the bombs turn into pineapples* You will not be hurt. I do not hurt my guests.

Black Leopard! Command the space forces! But... try not... to blow up this ship that I'm in.

*trys to do sarcasm*

apart from trying to destroy our forces, you mean?

Oh, won't you stay? Perhaps, through the performance, we will offer refreshments.