h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Four Greklasian Robots enter and sum up the situation. As their missile launchers unload, two of them shoot stunning beams at Skullock (the only one doing any actual fighting at the moment), while one approaches NYC and the other approaches Ray*

Greklasian Robot #946-You are all to come with us quietly.

*In attempt to roll out of the way of the first stun beam he get struck squarely with the second and falls limp.*

[NYC] But it's only a TEMPORARY non-aggression pact! I didn't REALLY mea-- ooh, we've got more company. Hold on a sec-

*NYC dials Khan once more*

[NYC] Khan!

[Khan] It's so beautiful...

[NYC] KHAN!

[Khan] ...

*NYC slams the phone shut*

[NYC] What did you robot-types do? And where's Anti-Affy5?

[Ray] [to NYC] Whatever. [to the droid] Hang on a sec -- I think there's something wrong with your systems.

Greklasian Droid-No. All of our systems are fine. We are also unaware of any entity known by the name of Anti-Affy5.

[Ray uses the Force to attempt to tear the droids to shreds.]

[Ray] [if successful] There is now.

*Ray is not succesful in the least. In fact, the robots look around in confusion for a moment, obviously able to sense something but not able to quite pin down what it is. This passes quickly, however, when they all realize what happens and begin laughing a sinister, robotic laugh*

Head Droid-Foolish Force-user. We're Greklasian Droids! The Force has absolutely no effect on us. Will you come peacefully now, or are there more pathetic tricks in store?


FACE-Hey, this is a message for our home viewers. As the term "Greklasian" implies, these robots were either constructed by, or based on designs created by, an alien scientist known as Dr. Greklas. Greklas himself hasn't frequently factored into many of the events surrounding h2g2, but he was actually encountered in the flesh in a recent adventure to the Andromeda Way Prison, where his space-soaring castle was home to four other mad scientists!

Now for you fact-finders, the most recent Greklasian robot to make an appearance was simply known as "Robot Warrior", a form of super soldier droid who joined the supervillain team known as B.E.T.T.E., but the most recent "Force proof" Greklasian droid sightings can be found in this forum:

F125887?thread=282309

And now, back to our story!

*Munches popcorn*

[Ray snaps his fingers in disappointment, and instead settles for tearing part of the ceiling down and smashing them with that.]

*All but one of the robots moves quickly enough. The one that didn't has a warped skull, but aside from that it doesn't appear to be suffering too greatly. All the robots shoot at Ray*

[Ray dodges, and starts tearing up the rest of the room, making bits of the floor, ceiling, and walls fly at the robots at roughly twice the speed of a bullet.]

[Ray] The Force is the Force, of course of course ...

*NYC blinks for a moment, then runs out to the main lobby*

*The Robots are surviving the barrage of damage being done to them, but that doesn't change the fact that some damage is definitely being done. They continue to shoot. However, if this type of architectural devestation continues, the vaccuum of space may be Ray's next enemy*

[This occurs to Ray, who stops tearing new bits apart and starts reusing other bits. He manages to avoid most of the shots, but then one bolt grazes his shoulder]

[Ray] AUGH! Okay, forget this!

[[Summon: Akira]]

[He is surrounded by a golden glow, and then vanishes. An eight-year-old-looking Japanese boy appears in a white glow, smiles to the robots, waves, and vanishes again. The ruined scenery of the lobby fades away, and the robots find themselves on top of a building in Tokyo, circa 1988 -- on July 12 at 2:15 PM, to be precise. Abruptly, the sky begins to darken, and a gigantic black dome of psychic destructive power appears near the outskirts, before exploding in a white shockwave which levels the entire city. Then the scenery returns to the lobby, regardless of how much damage the robots sustained from THAT.]

Heeheehee. >=}

*The Robots laugh off the damage and pull out even bigger guns with which to continue their assault!*




















Sorry, I just couldn't resist. Bleach it away!

*Bleach applied*


*The robots lie in a broken heap on the floor*

I'm gonna frickin g---


[Ray smirks, and then exits, following the direction NYC took]

*Erm...Wakes up?*

*LibraGram appears*

LibraGram-Please head to the Main Lobby. We'll discuss the recent disturbances there.

*Stumbles over various bits of debris and out of the room.*