h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Yar, having gotten lost in the threads before, runs in.]

[Yar] ... Huh?

*Anti-Affy5 points at Yar*

Anti-Affy5-He's one of them!

*Two incredibly large Library Security Officers emerge from the shadows. They shoot at Yar with their laser blasters*

[Yar deflects the shots with his lightsaber, intending that the deflected shots hit their blasters but do no lasting harm]

[Yar] Hey, what?

*NYC frowns at the lack of explosive charm. Once again, he must do things manually. He shoots the missile.*

whoops! wrong thread.

*The two security officers, being highly trained and educated military personell, easily roll to the side when they see YK move to block their blasts. One calls for backup while the other shoots again*

*As this is happening, Anti-Affy5 merrily whistles to himself while exitting to the Main Lobby*

[Yar] [deflecting the shots towards the lights] I hate fighting /competent/ guys ...

*The light fixture neartest YK goes dark, though the other six in the room are more than enough to see by. All students have, by now, wisely retreated*

*The two soldiers fire again, the backup having been called*

[Yar] Aww, screw this.

[He puts away his lightsaber, and attempts to use the Force to pull their weapons away.]

[Oh, and he deflected those shots, too.]

*The guards easily let go of their weapons, knowing that they blow up when moved away from them for more than a few moments. At that moment, three back-up troops arrive from opposite directions and shoot laser blasts at Yar*

[Yar pulls the guns past him, tossing them over his shoulder, then pulls out his lightsaber again and deflects the shots, running for the Entrance Lobby.]

*The guards shrug and follow*

*Kalia wanders in from the lab lobby. She notices some burntish parts to the wall and such, but as the coast is pretty much clear, she continues a lazyish amble through the room and out to the main lobby.*

[Ray wanders through with impunity, and heads straight for the main lobby]