h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Tetsuo] The Matrix has you, Skullock. Follow the white convoy.

LibraGram-Well, as most of this library's staff is permanent, we have a need for frequent convoys to come with various supplies. Food, water, replacement nuclear cores, that type of thing. Anyway, I was just speaking with one of them in the loading bay, and he says that his ship can give you a lift to somewhere else. He could just drop you off at this little Convoy Stop/Refuelling Center where rides to many other places can be found, or he might be able to take you farther depending on which direction you need to travel in.

*Inside Kudos's spaceship, some sparks fly up from a generator. A crackling bit of communication flickers out into space:*

*crackfizz* can anyone.. *buzzzz* ...Clinstar... *fizCRACK* ...of fuel, stranded... *fizooop* ...help me!... *VOOM*

*The generator gives out, and Kudos curses vehemently to no one at all.*

[Lt] We're coming up on a rather sizeable fleet sir

[Yo] Send them the Imperial recognition codes and redirect power to the forward sheilds.

*mumbles to himself about getting the cloaking systems fixed up from the last battle...too late now*

*A message bleeps onto Yo's ship saying that the Imperial recognition codes aren't worth much here and that there had better be a good reason for them to approach the library, else an epic space battle may ensue*

[Yo]Prepare to bring weapons up to full power and make ready to jam their communications. Lt. put me on visual... here goes nothing...




[Yo] This is Captain Augustus Octavior of the Starship Rothlacon and I hearby formally request formal clearance to deliver much needed supplies to the great Anti-Affy5. We come in peace.

So's Yo just making an incredibly lucky guess as to where AA5's been chilling lately?


*Nearly all of the ion trails leading away from here head straight back to the Convoy Stop. Two of them head out of the Clinstar Expanse, however, heading towards planet Vorticon VI. Meanwhile, the people on the ship are trying to figure out just who the "Great Anti-Affy5 is." In a few moments, the LibraGram appears on the screen in Yo's ship*

LibraGram-Er, hello....we've got absolutely no idea who "Anti-Affy5" is. A scientist named Afgncaap5 was here not too long ago, but he's gone now. Stole a ship that had just been donated to us, so we're going to revoke his membership if we don't receive word on his reasons for why. Ordinarily he'd have had his membership revoked instantly, were his donations to the Repository less substantial. But anyway, as we don't have this person, I'd suggest that you look for him elsewhere instead of just casually tossing your life away by attacking our military fleet.

I'm entitled to one lucky guess per adventure It says so right here in my villian's handbook


[Yo] Well if he is no longer present then there is no need for me to deliver these supplies to this location. Good Day!