A Conversation for The h2g2 Fools' Guild
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 28, 2004
Must say, I've never heard of the Turnip Federation, having a annual general meeting...Then again, not realy heard a turnip talk..
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 28, 2004
you havent?
normally they never shut up
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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Nov 28, 2004
And I've been busy last few days, not caught up with this thread, plus I couldn't quite get my head round being affectionate, to a turnip, and it would seem, aq turnip that talks too.
How you been Reg?. Hows the singing going? 
Emmily 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 28, 2004
partner comes before turnips Em!!, turnips don't get divorced for lack of attention
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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Nov 28, 2004
Hmmmmm turnips don't complain and sulk when you go to bed late
turnips don't give you nice big cuddly, cuddles 
Emmily
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 28, 2004
can't say, only me to cuddle, but more room, so tuff, be rait..
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 28, 2004
always bogs off, when its his round
mutter mutter
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regredkite Posted Nov 28, 2004
Hi Emmily
glad your busy it keeps you cheerfull , thouht id lost the nack of this chat , line , ill keep trying , fully booked up with concerts for xmass , so im quite busy my self with my music .
Reg.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 2, 2004
MERRY ANADINS AND HAPPY NEW PARACETAMOLS, TO ALL DRINKERS.
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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Dec 2, 2004
No need to shout Animal, we can hear you 
And a dose of Lemsip amd spoonfull of benylin to teetotalers(sp)
Hiya Reg
Hope you're keeping warm, and enjoying your singing. some 
to keep the chill off. 
Emmily
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 3, 2004
Has your cold cleared up Em' and back on your feet
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Dec 4, 2004
woah I go out for a slightl-extended lunch-break, come back and there's another 120 posts!
*faints*
*sticks up sign advertising my recently scouted article: How to speak gamer"*
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 4, 2004
Doc! I've got the turnips done up in tinsle and holly
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 5, 2004
I will keep this post going, come hell and high water, but not the water, I'm only 5ft 3ins..Must get some platform wellies
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 8, 2004
no I wain't
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Watermusic Posted Dec 8, 2004
Turnips & Rutabegas Annual General Exhibition Disaster at Yuletide!!
In tother words - Tis declared a tragedy.
Hey! Nonny Nonny a Nunce my Nuncle! 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 11, 2004
Oooh tinsle turnips
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Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Dec 13, 2004
Hello Good moaning and hillclimb.
I'd lothe to be a foul 
. Please can I joint your guild? 
I'd enjoy lurking around the place, and have a great skill for lingering like a bad() smell.
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- 302: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 28, 2004)
- 303: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Nov 28, 2004)
- 304: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 28, 2004)
- 305: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Nov 28, 2004)
- 306: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Nov 28, 2004)
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- 308: regredkite (Nov 28, 2004)
- 309: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 2, 2004)
- 310: Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream (Dec 2, 2004)
- 311: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 3, 2004)
- 312: Emmily (Dec 3, 2004)
- 313: BLT: Not dead - yet (Dec 4, 2004)
- 314: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Dec 4, 2004)
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- 317: Watermusic (Dec 8, 2004)
- 318: regredkite (Dec 11, 2004)
- 319: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 11, 2004)
- 320: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Dec 13, 2004)
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