h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was sure I had replied to this, though I can't remember what I said.

Glad to hear you are fine Red. If you're still taking walks by the river, must be more pleasant with this warmer weather.

Emmily

Every things going fine , dont get much time to look up
want to be a fool, I talk to the Ducks and Swans ,
and i find I like vegables more than I use to ,
Good luck to you Emmily , Ill give your love to Canada Geese .
Red Reg what ever .

Name: merrymoon
U-number: U1464026
Type of Fool: foolishly foolish fool

yay!! more !!!

Name: arrietty42
U-number: 1542150
Preferred Foolish Title (see table for examples):
Simple Fool

And you

I want to be a fool! Can I be a Complete & Utter Fool? And by the way, why the sheep?

Why not?

Why not indeed.

I am buffing up my Harpo hat. Simnple does not mean that I have not seen the best.

My favorite foolish thing Harpo Marx did was have a "bum" walk up to him and ask him for a dime for a cup of coffee and Harpo handed him a steaming hot cup of coffee from his sleeve.

I hope to do that one day!

Name: EvilAl
U-number: 247749
Preferred Foolish Title (see table for examples): cruelfool

welcome to the H2G2 Fools Guild Al, feel free to be as daft as you wish

I used to be on the list and have fallen off - I had asked:

Name: arrietty42
U-number: 1542150
Preferred Foolish Title (see table for examples):
Simple Fool


However since I have been foolishly deleted, I've changed my mind. I want to be a Clown now. the only one - I think. Harpo's Clown.

Hey I am a bonafide fool! I just proved it - 2nd time I look - whoopee there it is again! Could I also be a clown - or move to be a clown? Your decision.

Here are two bad belly dancing jokes in the meantime:


Why did the chicken shimmy across the road?
To show the other chickens that she had taken belly dancing lessons!

Where to belly dancers study?
At the navel academy.

(((Toot))) ((((I really want to BE Harpo!)))))

welcome to here, I have been granted leave to take lead of this set-up, by our leader Joe C.

you are now registered has Harpo's clown, a worthy name


enjoy your wanderings and gibber if you've got them(safer than cigs)

O thank you thank you thank you thanl you!!!!

For that you get the very best trick Harpo taught me.

Once a "street person" came up to Harpo and asked, "Hey budy can you spare a dime for a cup of coffee?"

Harpo reaches into his immense long sleeve of his jacket (just as I am doing now) and hand him a steaming cup of !

thank you thank you thank you thank you!

Name: spawn of grinch
U-number: U1567318
Preferred Foolish Title (see table for examples): foolette (queenie of fools)

welcome oh! lady Foolette, title duely noted (£5 or £10)at no cost towards paper

Taamyu: U241120: Insane fool(this suits me, I suppose) /Bloody fool

Will you add me FOOLS, please?

Welcome, fellow fool!