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Q: How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.

can you get done for cruelty, if you bleat a around a bush ?

Sheep have now have an un-ewesual way of help them eat wild flowers and grass, using kitchen ewe-tensils.

Sheep are run by the Local ewe-nitary Authorities.

don't play cards with you get fed up of asking are ewe-in or are ewe out ?

what do you call a deaf

anything you want, it can't hear ewe

There was a lot of ewe-phoria when the sheep listened to the shepherd playing the ewe-phonium.

Sheep go to the baa baa (baa-rbers) shop to have their fleece cut and styled.

Sheep finish their letters with Ewes Sincerely.

Sheep enjoy having baa-baa-cues on hot summer days.

How do Sheep carry their wool?
In a baaaag.

Sheep only ride on ewe-nicyles.
A mythical sheep like animal is called a ewe-nicorn.

the sheep entered a boxing contest and became world bleaters

The rambunctious sheep when on holiday in Baa-li danced the night away dancing the ramba.

Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube

William Tell fought the lambburger Gessler

A sheep's favourite 80's band is Ewe-riah Heep.

A fleece is the most tricky of jumpers.

I gave my skin coat away, the constant baaing in my ears was driving me mad

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The sheep who live by the Ewe-phrates river have ewe-phoric time sailing down the river on their quest to find the Golden Fleece and the lost ewe-nicorn.

sheep hate cars and vans

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