h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A limerick has got to start somewhere

Even if covered in hair

;^)#

Socking wet and smelly

And straight from the telly

Oh no, it's Swampy The Bear

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One day while enjoying a beer

(making the best of a bad thing)

From an old sod I happened to hear

a cough and a spit

(he was having a fit)

And 'twas not a nice thing to hear

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A wizard sat on a log

When up hopped a frog

;^)#

when he croaked his chin billowed

Kissing the frog, a princess willowed

;^)#

the wizard thought 'Oi! Whats wrong with me for a snog??'
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(what did I have to work with??)
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There once was a woman from Wivelsfield

When Morris dancing she twirled

[NB this is not a limerick thing]
What the hell kind of ryhming goes on in your world looney?????

Ditto.

There once was a woman from Wivelsfield
Whose distinct accent was garbled

Her loose dental plate

Rattled about it her pate
(The best I could do...)

Now she's dumbstruck and dishevelled

(I'll try harder this time, promise)

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A man with a cleft pallete