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Post 1

Merkin

An old Yak from Ulan Bator


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Post 2

DelphicOracle

Had not had his hair cut before


(Ryvita? Eternity? And there I was thinking Jacob's Cream Crackers were the way to Nirvana...)


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Post 3

Merkin

He had a hot date


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Post 4

FiNdUs

trying to mate


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Post 5

RangaKoo

A hen wearing a pinafore

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During a visit to the theatre


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Post 6

DelphicOracle

I bought a Cornetto for Rita


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Post 7

MadK

Pardon me for butting in here, but that last rhyme - a tough one, and not entirely successfully overcome, I trust you won't mind me saying - reminded me of trying to compose a limerick using my surnam - er, I mean MY FRIEND'S surname - Killingworth.

The best I could come up with was:

There once was a gardener called Killingworth
and he was forever tilling earth...

Sorry, Delph - back to yours:

She downed it in one...


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Post 8

Bruce

Watching was fun

;^)#


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Post 9

DelphicOracle

Cos Rita's the messiest eatre. smiley - smiley

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After MadK's remarks on my imperfect rhyming, I am sorely tempted to start the next one with "There once was a poor little orange". smiley - smiley
But I'll be nice. On with the next:
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A genetically modified sheep


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Post 10

Bruce

Whose eyes were set much too deep


;^)#


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Post 11

MadK

Sorry, D.O., didn't mean it as harshly as it sounded. Any more rhymes for Killingworth? I thought maybe "thrilling girth" (you wanna see the size of me, I mean my friend).

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Walked into a tunnel...


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Post 12

Bruce

It's mouth is a funnel

;^)#


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Post 13

MadK

Have you all gone home?

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And thought: "A quick bun'll
be nice, when I reach Chez Philippe."
(Just don't ask).

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A perfectionist hiking through Maine...


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Post 14

Merkin

Was suprised by a short stabbing pain

Nope not yet, but I am now!


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Post 15

Jonny

Was surprised when it started to rain


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Post 16

MadK

Was surprised by a double refrain? (Geddit)

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He looked in his rucksack...
(come on, you can do it)


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Post 17

Merkin

For his whittacker's Almanac


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Post 18

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

whilst humming a snappy refrain

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Hmmm... Lots of comments appearing in this thread... smiley - bigeyes
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A medic, treating some ass


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Post 19

Jonny

Was shocked when it spat out some gas

Or, if it was supposed to be ass as in idiot:

Was surprised when a beautiful lass


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Post 20

Fate Amenable To Change

A medic, treating an ass
Was shocked when it spat out some gas
He managed to decant it


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