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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 4, 2004
Won't it make a mess there too?
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Hamster of Doom (Zantir Ictell) Posted Dec 4, 2004
Kat you should get your feet off of that table, the mistress wont be happy if you scratch the wood work 
I'm gonna tell 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 4, 2004
*quickly sits up straight and looks business-like incase anthea comes in*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 4, 2004
...WHO YA GONNA CALL?
GHOST BUSTERS...!
...
...that was very random and impulsive...there was no real reason for me yelling that...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 4, 2004
*sighs*
Here Moo, have these...
*gives Moo some shackles and a poker*
Why don't you attach an ant to the chamber wall and poker it? I'm not sure what you're trying to get out of it but there's plenty to experiment with.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 5, 2004
Right....there will be a short pause.
This is due to a small problem. Despite the fact that I'm in charge until Thursday, BGW refuses to push plans forward without permission from Anthea, despite the fact that I am by default in charge currently.
Therefore please hang on to your hats for a while...well for the rest of the week.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 5, 2004
Oooh...does this mean I get a hat...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 6, 2004
*gives Moo a small, yet stylish hat with the label "Please do not feed me" across it*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 6, 2004
He broke the rules!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 6, 2004
It wasn't me! It was someone who looks just like me with the same name!
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Dec 6, 2004
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Dec 6, 2004
*Labtech elf walks purpose fully into the office and hands Kat a note*
"Dear Kat,
You Really should not make enemies of the scientists while Anthea is away AND you are under guild contract.
This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
Message disappears from Kat's Hand(or paw) resulting in a shower of paper snowflakes
*Labtech elf bows to all assembles and walks out of the door*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Dec 6, 2004
Let it snow let it snow let it snow...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Dec 6, 2004
*sighs and retreats behind the bookcase*
I'm so not in the mood for this 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 6, 2004
I guess you'd prefer it if I weren't to talk then?
Oh bugger.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2004
GodBen you may embezzal (spelling?) all you wish as long as you do it in an entertaining mannor
EvilClaw despite you not being a member you can have a council place if you wish one
Geddon I shall see you momentarely,
Kat, calm down
gosh i cant leave this place for a moment can I?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 7, 2004
Yay! 
*Embezles in an entertaining manner.*
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- 3841: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 4, 2004)
- 3842: Hamster of Doom (Zantir Ictell) (Dec 4, 2004)
- 3843: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 4, 2004)
- 3844: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 4, 2004)
- 3845: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 4, 2004)
- 3846: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 5, 2004)
- 3847: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 5, 2004)
- 3848: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 5, 2004)
- 3849: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3850: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3851: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3852: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3853: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3854: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3855: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3856: Kat - From H2G2 (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3857: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 6, 2004)
- 3858: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 7, 2004)
- 3859: BLT: Not dead - yet (Dec 7, 2004)
- 3860: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 7, 2004)
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