A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
anthea...what exactly do our depts do already and how many are active?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 2, 2004
scientists - make a mess
inquisision - investigators of trechory - you as SIC are head of this department...
department x - counter inquisitory department - hasnt been active for a while
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
*gets out a broom*
Maybe a clearup would be useful?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 2, 2004
you could revive the inquisison and beat people with the broom till they join up and are active?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
*marches off to do that, quickly replacing broom with compression rifle to go with new uniform*
Thats a good point...where ARE all our members? Maybe we ought to take a roll (role?) call.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
Thats...1.
Brilliant...
Plus we knew he was here because...well because he is! Oh and Joe C will be here as soon as he gets the net in his house...which should be within the fortnight I think.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 2, 2004
Geddon's still active!
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invisiblespace_rat Posted Oct 2, 2004
Invisiblespace_rat regains consciousness and
and using his mindcontrol powers silently
teleports to safety, taking the two ducks with him
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
Right thats it I've had enough!!!
Rosemary get after that blooming rat and haul his ass back here or to the torture chamber. I will NOT have our ducks violated and intimidated in this manner! If he isnt caught soon then there will be SERIOUS repercussions...such as exile...
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
Kat, the rat went off to the training ground after he was in here. listen out for loud quacking. I'm off to check his U page threads
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
*tired of everything happening at once*
Ill be in the torture chamber
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
I found him on the thread of foolishness, and have fired the crews gun (see lab 
room thread for explination) at the little creature
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 3, 2004
Anthea, you need to make it an explicit condition of entry that anyone fond harming ducks WILL HAVE A CONTRACT TAKEN OUT ON THEM AND FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF THE WRATH OF THE WHOLE GUILD.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 3, 2004
I had made it clear..
the ducks are out of bounds, this is the first serious attack on them in the guilds history! 
your the inquisitor deal with that duck snacher
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
I second that *tries to look beefy whilst being 5'5" and dressed like a trekkie* ahem.
Its not good enough. Also is it discriminating to not allow intelligent rodents to be assassins? I suppose..OH! Anthea! You'll be needed in the torture chamber at some point in kitten form. I have a plan...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 3, 2004
very well...
*goes to polish claws*
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Oct 3, 2004
kat: I understand what you are saying about the new area....I also suggested it in the spies because it could be usefull there too. Also, you drive a very realistic point across considering the activity of all the members...Could this be shelfed until a time when it is more appropriate?
anthea: the catnip is still on the table...could we possibly arm the ducks??
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 3, 2004
I've heard rumour that someone is interested in using our services this week. It should be a quite large job too. We'll see how many people participate and then see what we can do about adding your dept andrew. Are you already in a dept now?
The ducks will be issued with something. In fact I shall go and see what the techs can come up with.
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- 3281: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3282: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3283: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3284: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3285: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3286: Khamsin (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3287: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3288: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3289: invisiblespace_rat (Oct 2, 2004)
- 3290: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3291: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3292: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3293: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3294: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3295: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3296: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3297: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3298: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3299: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Oct 3, 2004)
- 3300: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 3, 2004)
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