h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

C0oren: And stay away!

...half empty gin bottle flies out of shadows at grammar Nazi...

Now look what you made me do! that bottle wasn't nearly empty enough!

If I want to induce a hesitation in my victim rather than full blown unconciousness, I'll employ the extra "m"

as for the other speeling mistuke " dammit. I'm a chemist not an English teacher..." oops, fell into Bones McCoy mode then...

must find more gin, must find more gin, must find...

Why does dickie Davis not have a black streak in his hair now?

TOS Quibbler: Not Bones McCoy, McCoy, Bones, or Leonard McCoy. So

Esty: *hits TOSQ on head* *gives MB a full bottle of gin*

...uses viagra eyedrops and looks hard...

drinks gin, knows he's the victim of nitpicking grammar attack but is to p***** to care.

I'll be back sober, grammatically correct and ready to bore for Britain with chemistry & statistics homework attack.

Your really lucky I'm distracted. There's some guy called Gordon going around, thinks all the gin is his...

Esty: Whozy whatawhat?

Gordon's Gin is a brand of gin. Don't worry about him

Not wishing to be a miserable pedant, but I think you'll find that the quote is
"Cry havoc and LET SLIP the dogs of war"

or the Lab 18 version:

"Cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war" (the Andrew Harman version)

Okaaaay....

Coren:

I did correct myself but thanks anyway.

Oi! what this! don't worry about me? I'm dangerous I am

I'm sober(run out of ) and eru, eryoo,...able to speak in proper good big words...

MY God there's only one of eveything , no wonder I couldn't hit what I was aiming at!

I think I'll try this altered state for a while!

*takes the opportunity to shoo mad boffin off to other areas of the guild instead of hanging out in the sign up thread like so many others...*

right... hint taken , I'm off never to darken your doorstep again but I will be making random guest appearances in other threads spreading silliness and mayhem in my wake!

good for you

Name:Thalin
U number:19? (Unsure of what this is)
Weapons: Punch Dagger/Quarterstaff/Longsword
Magic powers:Turning Dim/High Leaping/Scrying
Other skills:Lockpicking/Trackless Step/Knowledge of Anatomy
Gender:Male
Thing or Thursday:Thing

Name:Thalin
U number:896484
Weapons:Punch Dagger/Quarterstaff/Longsword
Magic powers:Turning Dim (being ignored by most passerbys)/High Leaping/Scrying (magically spying within a certain range)/Temporary Sanctuary (temporary invulnerability with the catch of not being able to attack)
Other skills:Lockpicking/Knowledge of Anatomy/Quickdrawing
Gender:Male

welcome! I'll get the doctor to add you to the list when she turns up.

In the meantime, feel free to wander around the guild, poking things.
The threads you really ought to be subscribed to are:

The fleetadmirals Office (where adnouncements and general grumbling happens)
The One Shot Kill and Grill (good for lounging in and having a drink)

Also please feel free to choose a department.
The inquisition hang in the torture chamber
The techs in lab 18
Everyone else...whereever they so wish.
You will have reason to visit most places in time.

Assassinations will be announced in the fleet admirals office, with directions on where to go etc. Please do take part in them...otherwise there's no point in you being here!!!

In the meantime...snoop around, have fun and be welcome...oh and don't eat the doctor's ...bad things happen

Vice-Guildmistress Kat (omnipresent to be everywhere in the guild at once)

now now, we have plenty of assassins that do nothing at all

Thalin I shall add you to our members list,
welcome to the assassins guild

*sniffs and goes to hide all the nice food until the doctor is polite and talkative*

Coern: I, for example, do nothing but hang around in the bar annoying the customers.