h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks at the map at the top of the page*

its very nice dont you think,
needs updating i beleve but its good enough till i can get round to changing it

Yes very informative

yes i like to think so,
if you would like theres a small RP in an icywasteland
which you can get to quite easaly by clicking on the forest link,
the basic story is that the guild leader has been missing and has been tracked to this location, its a rescue mission i beleve,
if not then feel free to run around the guild and see what takes your intrest

Name: Coren Parr
U number: 858660
Weapons: Crossbow, shortbow, dagger, poison, longsword, longbow
Magic powers: None to speak of
Other skills: Excellent hiding, stalking, and tracking skills, extensive knowledge of anatomy, poisons, and antidotes, stealth, fast, very good at getting away, good at not being caught, various other skills
Gender: Male (I hope)
Living in or out of HQ: Out, definitely. Preferably with Garrett. (Go look here: U568442)
Thing or Thursday: THURSDAY! (A2324233)

Yes, I have joined before. With a different, shared UID.

Name: Shinobi Snake Une
U number: Click On My Account Name
Weapons: Throwing Stars/Throwing Knifes/Knock Out Darts/Kiss Of The Dragon Needles/Thin Fuel
Magic powers: Speed/ See'ing Far/Runing Up Walls/He Uses His Shadow Most Times To Fight
Other skills: Very Quite/Very Sneaky
Gender: Male
Living in or out of HQ: Out
Thing or Thursday:



Need To Know Anything About My Weapons Just Ask..
I Would Hope Whoever Started This Knows What All My Weapons Are..

Name: The_Admiral
U number: 835417
Weapons: bat'leth, throwing knives, titanium spork
Magic powers: invisibility,
Other skills: inconspicuous, excellent hearing and eyesight, knows many languages
Gender: male
Living in or out of HQ: in, for now
Thing or Thursday: Thing

welcome all three of you
you are now on the list,

wow... you go on holiday and come back to find 111 Assassins...
what a wonderful day

very nice surpise wasn't it?

Can be the 112th?

I was going to make him 666th...
just waiting for the rest of the members

I think he will never be number 666 then... maybe you should add him now as 666 and clain it is a temperal weirdness

I will think about it... i will say no more..

I won't ask you to say anymore

Name: Coren Parr
U number: 881280
Weapons: Crossbow, shortbow, dagger, poison, longsword, longbow
Magic powers: None to speak of
Other skills: Excellent hiding, stalking, and tracking skills, extensive knowledge of anatomy, poisons, and antidotes, stealth, fast, very good at getting away, good at not being caught, various other skills (some of which are probably not appropriate for this site. )
Gender: Male (I hope)
Living in or out of HQ: Out, definitely. Preferably with Garrett.
Thing or Thursday: THURSDAY! (A2324233)

Yes, I have joined before! Twice! Once with a shared UID, and once with a different UID that somehow got deleted, I don't want to talk about it. And Garrett wants to join.

Name: Garrett
U Number: 881280
Weapons: Blackjack, dagger, sword, broadhead arrows, fire arrows, noisemaker arrows, gas arrows, water arrows, moss arrows, explosive mines, flash bombs (blinds enemies), gas bombs (KOs enemies), holy water().
Magic Powers: None whatsoever.
Other skills: Lockpicking, moving unseen, climbing walls, sneaking around, stealing stuff, knocking people out without killing them, swimming, outrunning pursuit, mechanical eye that works like the zoom function on a dvd, only not so good visually
Gender: Male
Living in or out of HQ: Out, with Coren.
Thing or Thursday: It's pointless. Thursday.

well I updated your U number on our lists and added Garrett to the members list too

welcome again...

Coren: Glad you're not annoyed.

Garrett: Thank you muchly.

Coren: Hey, Garrett, you smiled!

Garrett:

/plug/ U764691 the Old Republic, a jedi game, still pritty new, go there, dont let it die, please! fast chance of promotion, ewok to kill etc, /\/

Name:Shady_
U number:???
Weapons: Weightless Staff
Magic powers:Fireball and deamon summoning
Other skills:I sing
Gender:Male
Living in or out of HQ:Out
Thing or Thursday:Thing

Welcome Shady,
Your U number is U908200

You shall be added to the list of assassins, you are now fully licenced to take contracts on the lives of other researchers however we do prefer you to clear this with the guild first encase they are... undesirable targets for one reason or another,

Anthea, Guild leader

Grammar Nazi (in training): Ma'am, I am certain that you meant 'in case,' not 'encase.' 'Encase' means 'to inclose as in a case.' 'In case' means 'if.'