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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Aug 2, 2004
*wanders in looking lost*
Errrrr excuse me..?
Could anyone help.......Hey is that a 
..?
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Aug 2, 2004
Really
*walks up to and 
s him under the chin*
What a 
....
Where can I get one....? 
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Aug 2, 2004
Awwwww....
Ah well.
Here ..........
Now what did I come here for...
Ah yes. I was wondering if anyone could help me...?
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Sponge Rob Squarepants Posted Aug 2, 2004
*reaches into his pocket and pulls out a treat and gives it to while patting him on the head*
Errr actually yes...
There is something I want...
This whole guild business is new to me and although I have signed up and filled in all the correct paperwork, in triplicate.
I am not sure what I do now....
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Khamsin Posted Aug 2, 2004
well its a bit like the realm except we have a convo list up the top... though there isnt' a really big story like in the shadow realm
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Aug 2, 2004
Coren: Hi, ! I don't think you've met me? I'm an assassin, but a new one... Maybe tell me if there's anything assassin-y I could do, Khamsin?
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Khamsin Posted Aug 2, 2004
drink a pan glactic gargle blaster
well its standard for new recruits to have some training in the training grounds
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Aug 2, 2004
Coren: All right, I will go to the training grounds then.
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radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) Posted Aug 3, 2004
I guess I'm a new assassin to, Is there a limit to how many pan galactic gargle blasters I can have? maybe some janx spirit? we're not in the bible belt I don't think, so is there an early last call? is there a last call? hmm...is drinking heavily assassiny? what's the drinking age here?
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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Posted Aug 3, 2004
"Is there a limit to how many pan galactic gargle blasters I can have?"
Um. Yes. From what I've heard ONE is usually too many...
"What's the drinking age here?"
I'm guessing you can drink at any age here. As long as you're drinking oj. And don't spit. As for alcohol... dunno. Anyone?
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Khamsin Posted Aug 3, 2004
I don't thinjk we have an age as even the 
is alcoholic
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Aug 3, 2004
Is there a smiley for pan galactic gargle blaster?
Coren: I can drink whatever I want to, because I'm over any drinking age ever invented on Earth. :p
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 3, 2004
well if you admit to being underage you will not be given alcohol
underage as about... oh about 18 i think is a good number
the milk is non alcoholic
if ordering from the bar be very very specific
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Estelendur (AKA Esty) Posted Aug 5, 2004
Coren: I'll have one pan galactic gargle blaster, please.
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Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. Posted Aug 6, 2004
Oooh... rriiiight.
That explains why the has been making the 
go 
whee!
Um. Oops?
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- 1601: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1602: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1603: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1604: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1605: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1606: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1607: Khamsin (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1608: Sponge Rob Squarepants (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1609: Khamsin (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1610: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1611: Khamsin (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1612: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 2, 2004)
- 1613: radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) (Aug 3, 2004)
- 1614: Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. (Aug 3, 2004)
- 1615: Khamsin (Aug 3, 2004)
- 1616: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 3, 2004)
- 1617: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 3, 2004)
- 1618: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 5, 2004)
- 1619: Jerms - a Brief flicker and then gone again. (Aug 6, 2004)
- 1620: Estelendur (AKA Esty) (Aug 6, 2004)
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