h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ow, Shazzybaby, you're green now? Say it ain't so!
Being the president of many things snotty, green is definitely my 'go' sign.
This is probably not the time not the thread, but in another forum (one you frequent just as often as I do)
you'd best be on the watchout, you green thing you... *bites into brownie real tiger-like, ripping and tearing away at the
at the delicate caky substance...*

Oh and mr. president (hey that's strange calling someone else thusly), thanks for getting me on the walk again.
You should stop by my office some time, may be we can do real moneymaking powerstaking business together.
I'll have my people meet your people, we'll pick a date and some figs, sundae would be out of the question though.

And what's wrong with date&fig sundaes?

Prexy, unless one of us is wrong, we're both male.

[blinks] I've got it!

[connects the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a nice hot cup of tea, feeds a number into it, and turns it on.]

}Great! I've gotten fixed!{

D'OH! You got them back!

Why Prez I'm touched Or I will be by the sounds of it
shazzPRME

}I'd say I wouldn't dignify that with a response, only that is technically responding. {

Well let's go off to Frink's Drinks as the first stage of our Mutated Pub Crawl.

Frink's Drinks: http://www.h2g2.com/A81398

Mutated Pub Crawl: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10793&thread=40401

Hurrah!

ROFL!! i'd forgotten all about this thread!
monsy

I blame myself for letting our dear Monsy know about this.... It is all my fault.

[Yar] ... GAHH! This is back from before I had a name and was a different person from the now-seventeen-year-old typing at this computer!

Ah, memories. They always seem to be crawling up from the grave

i was wondering how my fingernails became so dirty
*begins dusting off her clothes and attempting to clean the dirt from under her fingernails*
monsy

Ancient history, man, ancient history! Still, it's there to stay ... until someone cleans it up.

... Dammit, I've forgotten where I was going with this.

I thought monsy looked a bit zombie-ish.
It could also be the fact that she's eating those brains at the moment.

[Yar mutters curses in Klingon for absolutely no comprehensible reason.]