h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Udders? I thought.. Oh never mind.. anyway, that cow who inherited your.. erm.. well... I'll bet she (or worse, he) feels pretty silly with .. erm.. your parts, too.

'Nonnie

Hmmm I don't know that Wowbagger needs to hurry with that cream after all

I think I need a drink.

Gosh Marv Now I know why cows always have a self-satisfied look on their faces
shazzPRME

I found it! I found it!
Now, who wants to be rubbed first?

*blushes uncontrollably, places cream on the coffee table and goes to put a CD on*

LOL!!

I think I'll use this first... *picks up creme, applies on extraneous belly - buttons, and they quickly dissappear*

I hope that was all that was wrong with me... *inspecting arms and legs*... does anyone else see anything odd?

Other than that rather appealing colour that you have turned form the cream?

I think that I'll risk the cream...can you give me a hand ...or five Marv?
shazzPRME

Are you sure that's wise, shazz? Or do you just need to borrow them (the hands)? We could push another button....

'Nonnie

say Marv, where did you get this scar on your shin from?
I never had one. Kinda kinky.

It is a very fetching scar isn't it! Nonnie, you could well be right there...Marv doesn't exactly seem to be in total control of ANY of his limbs!
shazzPRME

*awakens in a bucket of alcohol and begins to panic again*
ermmm.....could someone please apply some of that cream to me?, i mean i love my fishies but that does not mean i want to be one!!!
monsy

me first!
*thickly applies cream on legs*

...

Yea! They're gone! Marv, your legs are yours for the taking.

...

that is... *points after Marv's legs rapidly dissappearing against the horizon*

if you can catch them

as for me, I probably won't be going places any time soon. !

[speaking verbally instead of telepathically] Right!

Erm, hey, what?

AUUUGH! My psychic powers are gone!

[Mew has eight tails]

I seem to have got them, Mewtwo.

While I have been a bit leggless before this is just plain silly. Umm can anyone catch my leggs?

Not me! I seem to be a little hampered with these ...um....you know! Hey, Prez...where did you put the cream?
shazzPRME

*still holding and contemplating spade-tipped tail*

Althoooooooough... *stretches tail out to full length, turns head to view from different angle* .. It does look rather fetching... *hrmmms*

'Nonnie

There.
I thought a bit of Bob Marley would calm everyone down

So... how's the cream going?
*looks around*
Oh my.... you've all gone funny colours.

I have?? But I didn't even use the cream!

*starts running around in circles* oh my oh my oh my