h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*scans her new shape carfully*
hhhhmmm...well, this is better than a full fledged fish
actually, i kinda like it
*flips her tail seductively*
monsy

Ohhhhhh..tea? and cream cheese...and Monsy better watch out! She is looking far too *siren-like* for her own good!I hope that NM doesn't spot her!
shazzPRME

I hope NM doesn't spot her, too.. he might hurt himself.



'Nonnie

*Giggles, holds hand up to cover mouth - only to discover her mouth is ON her hand...*

Marv takes cream and rubs on legs. Let us see if this works. It took me bloody forever to catch them.

Your new mouth position makes things rather awkward Fenchurch, but think of the advantages...

*tries to think of advantages*

Umm... you don't have to go so far to eat something.
'talking with your hands' takes on a whole new meaning.
and there's other naughty things that I would only mention in the 'sex is complicated' forum, but would refrain from mentioning here.

And may I say Monsy, that tail and those strategically placed shells are quite becoming! Another brownie?

*bursts into song, while of course still crouched down on floor, legless*

And it's no, nay, never,

clap (marv)
clap (you)
clap (still)
clap (have)
clap (my)
clap (legs)

no nay never no more,

oh I've been a wild rooooover...

but now I'm stuck on the floor.
*takes a b... oh I guess not*

YK, you could use some of your voodoo perhaps to shoo a brownie to me too?
By the way you're all muuch cooler when seen from under up.

[YK causes a brownie to appear out of nowhere. He gives it to Wowbagger, who doesn't taste a thing.]

}Yep. I got that trick from Mewtwo in another forum! HE forgot to make it taste, too!{

[Mewtwo, having had his calculations thrown off in that last forum, decides to give up.]

Here you go Prez...catch~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now then...do we think that Monsy is happy being a mermaid?
As for Fenny...I don't think that you have to spell your thoughts out to us Wowbagger
shazzPRME

[Starts singing the Australian national anthem to the tune of America's national anthem, which works]

}Do you know, that's actually possible?{

Hey Prez, I think that your leggs are running about. I took them off to put mine back on and they went a hidin.

*watches fur change from icky-greenishwhatever to a rather fetching opalescent shimmery something* Hmmm.. not bad. *peers at spade, which doesn't disappear, but changes from flat to a bit of a 3-D type thingy.. *hrms*

Tasteless brownies? A travesty!!!

And if I have caused you any discomfort from may previous utterances Ms Fenchurch then I most humbly apologise.

I'm just back from the bottle shop and have a carton of beer to pass around. Never say I'm inhospitable. Hurrah!

*Passes around a beer while singing the Australian National Anthem to the tune of the Australian National Anthem*

Marv galdly accepts beer. Wow, Wowbagger, what is that tune?

Something to do with nationalism, I guess.
Though, I also know my legs are currently laughing their butts off, which is totally surreal.
So it might as well have to do with fashion cooking.

Gee marv, thanks for setting my legs free. Now if I could only buttwalk...
Has anyone seen Larry Lackapants, Mrs. Bare Derriere, Seymore Butts, Beau Hiney or Admiral Slacksoff here lately?
I could get a buttwalk lesson from any of them.

}Oak! Oak! Oak!{

You're mad.

[singing to the tune of "All Around my Hat"]
}I'm going to kill my cat
And smother it with my pillow,
He pissed upon my hat
And for that he has to pay.
But I'm not into cruelty
So when I'm through dissecting it
I'm going to send the pieces to the ASPCA.{