h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[cut to Homer Simpson in a jury box, with a look of blank stupidity on his face. Echoing voice over of him: "Bart. I know you can hear my thoughts." [singing] "Meow meow meow mewo, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow..."]

Lol... not at all, Wowbagger, dear. In *fact*, you've just opened my eyes to a whole new world of career opportunity...

You *typed out* every single one of those meows! I know, 'cos you spelled one wrong! You must be INSANE!

shhhhhh! Fenny Please don't remind him about copy and paste! We have had trouble with that before
shazzPRME

Oh dear.

eys, pleeeeaaaasssseeee watch what you say Fenny LOL!! you don't want a repeat of the Arse forum now do you??
*returns to admiring her new tail*
monsy

1024.

}1024 whats? Times I say "You're being very silly"?{

YK, I'm glad I haven't been in some of the other forums.
YK, I'm glad I haven't been in some of the other forums.
YK, I'm glad I haven't been in some of the other forums.
YK, I'm glad I haven't been in some of the other forums.
YK, I'm glad ... oh, never mind.

*looks down at plate*

My brownies seem to be slowly disappearing (no rude comebacks Shazz ) I'm glad everyone likes them. Plenty of beer left though.

Pull up a chair. Make yourself at home. The cricket's on telly if you want!

Well I am here with a fresh batch from the Church. Dig in!

All hail The Church Of The True Brownie!

AHHH!! behold! the power of Brownies
monsy

Yk, MewTwo, maybe either of you could conjur op some of your psychem spikem to get my legs to walk on over to me, and have them get me a brwownie on the way. 'Cause I still can't buttwalk.

*hump, hump flop*

nope.

I need sleep.

*curls up in corner*

...and I need a beer...a REAL beer,none of that *pop* lager stuff
shazzPRME

}If you were paying attention, Mr. Prexy, you'd know that I've got Mewtwo and Mew's powers. Here's your legs.{ [They float over to the President. Of HeadSnott, Inc., not BlainesFreet™, Ltd.]

Glad you let us know, YK, otherwise we wouldn't know which president you meant.

Well Shazz, as my loungeroom is lacking beer on tap (something I DO intend to fix one day), a possible suggestion might be to move this caper to a pub somewhere. 'Frink's Drinks' springs to mind.
I would be concerned though that you may be harrassed somewhat with your *ahem* extra proportions.
The rest of you look like a typical Saturday night pub crowd in my neighbourhood anyway so the potential is there.

Right! Let's go there! Where is it?

I ate the brownie Wowbagger...so I no longer have those urmmmmmmm...extras...just a fetching shade of green which shouldn't be a problem at Frink's Drinks ...or anuwhere else for that matter
shazzPRME