h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh NO!! Yhings are worse then we thought!
shazzPRME

Yhings!? Those nasty creatures on Zitlurub VI that ... oh. You misspelled "things."

I could get the hang of these psychic powers!

If I had them, I'd probably use 'em on you, YK!!

Oh, and Shazz also used the wrong "then."

Oh my, this *is* a predicament. I can't catch my own limbs, will someone give me a hand?

It's hardly surprising with all these....erm....things....getting in the way of my keyboard now is it?
shazzPRME

Marv, I'd give you a hand except that YK's got my psychic powers.

[YK waves a hand and Marv's limbs move back to him] I'M giving you a hand!

[to Mewtwo] Though I don't see why /Mew/ didn't get them. I can still see him hovering over there.

Of course, he /is/ hanging by his tails...

I thought that it was your legs that were missing Marv!
shazzPRME

Maybe he just needs an extra hand to attach his legs?

'Nonnie-pink-and-bright-green *ick!*

for some reason i have this strange feeling that marv does not mind having his legs elsewhere right now
hhhmmmmm......purple sparkly fins i kinda like it but still think i would much prefer my original shape be returned to me
monsy

*carefully (avoiding coming into direct contact with the cream, that is) nudges cream jar to the edge of monsy's 'aquarium'*


Here you go.

'Nonnie

This is getting worse...

I've got an idea though.

*races off to the kitchen and comes back with a tray full of brownies*

I've been working on this secret recipe for brownies, a variation of Monsy's special recipe if you will. It seems to have wierd qualities. Try it! What have you got to lose? (apart from the extra bits)

This colour... I like it. It's rather becoming, don't you think?

On you Fenchurch, always

Hehehehe! I am not sure that bright lime green really suits me though...pass me those brownies someone please?
shazzPRME

Well, I've decided I rather like the spade-tip, even though it's abnormal for a mouse, but this icky colour has -got- to go, and --- *perk* Did someone mention brownies?

*dives into plate*

'Nonnie

*looks out her aquarium longingly*
ermmm....i don't mean to be a bother but you see, i still don't have any hands with which to grab a brownie would someone be so kind as to feed one to me? as i said....i don't mind the colour but the fins have got to go
monsy

[YK is speaking telepathically.]

Here. [A brownie floats from the plate into YK's hand, and he puts it in Monsy's aquarium in front of her nose] Better?

Y'know, I think I've got an idea!

We need a ... [opens H2G2 novel] Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain, an atomic vector plotter, and a nice hot cup of tea! [creates these out of thin air] Now, who knows how to connect the Bambleweeny 57 to the vector plotter?

I can do that. [starts to put it in but with three inch-wide-fingers doesn't get very far] Look, Mew, you do it.

[Mew does it.]

The number is .... [rattles off a big number] to one against. [turns on the Bambleweeny 57]

[WHAAAAAAAAANG!!!!]

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=12857&thread=39579

no, I don't think it is quite long enough