h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Erm.. *dusts self off* .. Yeah, that was the right button, Sporky!

*blinks*

Erm.. Why do I have this thing on the end of my tail suddenly?

'Nonnie

And what's this hanging from my ear? It better not be what I think it is!

*cough cough*
*brushes the dust off his sombrero*

Hey 'Nonnie, We might have survived... but how are they ever gonna find us here? We're probably condemned to revive this mutated party until Hell turns into a bowl of Cheerios (I could say freezes over, but we all know that this is highly possible adn has happened before).

Spork, don't blame yourself, you might have pressed the final button, but it was Flipper who started the conga. Those dolphins, huh.

*peers out from behind a corner*

Umm hi guys. How did you find me? I've been here for AGES. Could somebody bring me up to speed?

If you're wondering where you are, you're at my place. Welcome welcome. I'll just nip off to the kitchen and grab us a few beers. Make yourselves at home.

Ah, Mr HeadS.. I tied a string to the wotsimometer (that thing with all the buttons) so they should be able to just hold on and be along any minute.. Well, that is the ones that bother to look for the string.

Oh, and Sporky, I'm not at all sure about your ear.

'Nonnie

Woah! That was interesting. But ummm where are my legs?

They're right where... mine should be...

Umm... Marv, did you really like having those legs?
Because I happened to like mine. Could you... could you perhaps realize what just happened and see how we can correct this spatial anomaly? Because you seem to be walking in my shoes. And that's not something I can recommend anyone who doesn't really really know me well.

In another forum, I hacked someone up with a big axe. Now that's not something I can really advise me to do, so I think you'll be wanting you legs back. Just as I would...

*comes back into lounge carrying beers*
Here's the beer
I've got some left over pizza in the fridge if anyone wants some...

Ok, prez, I agree that your leggs would be a bit better looking on you. So um how do we trade back???

Wowbagger, you wouldn't by sheer unbelievable chance have some Straighten-O-Out Syrup here, would you?

Heeeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooo!!!
I am here now...and Monsy is just behind me...well,not literally!
I seem to have a disproportionate number of ummmm......mammary glands ! Did you do that Sporky??
shazzPRME

*monsy tries to figure out just what has happened and how exactly she got here*
ermmmm......SHAZZ!!!! what the HE...ermmmm....i mean, ummm....well, SPORKY!!!!!!!!
*monsy looks down and notices that she seems to have gills*
oh my!!! what is this??!! ermmmm....i think i am going to fai....
*monsy blacks out from the shock of being a fish*
monsy

I think someone had better get Monsy into some kind of liquid soon.

*rolls out vat of gin*

Here you are.... ready everyone? On three...

Pres, I might have some Straighten-O-Out Cream around here somewhere. I thought you all came back from a fancy dress party or something.

And Shazz...ROFLPMP!
I'm not sure which aisle of the clothing store you'd have to buy a bra for your current... erm... predicament. TM must be happy though.

Now... where's that cream...

*Please* find that cream soon. This is a little uncomfortable.

*digs her way through various debris* Uhhh... guys? Why do I have three belly - buttons? It's a bit... odd, don't you think?

Well you are what you eat, after all.. Who'da thunk?

*splashes monsy with some water (especially near the gills, so's she kin breathe)*

*returns to contemplating new tailspade...* Now, that's -not- supposed to happen to meeces.

Where IS that cream?! I feel like a cow with all these udders!
shazzPRME