h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear and Fellow Pythonists

I crave your indulgence to consider a game proposal and hope that it being good in thy sight shall be indulged in and thereby increase the appeal of the Society.

Rules

Rule 1. Each new post must add to or complete the current incomplete sentence of the previous post. See rule 6.

Rule 2. In the case of simul-posts (two or more simultaneous posts) subsequent contributors may chose their favourite of said simul-posts to continue.

Rule 3. There is no rule 3.

Rule 4. Contributors should attempt to be
a) silly,
b) ridiculous,
c) witty,
d) urbane, or
e) deep
f) or all of the above.
Pythonesque will be acceptable but only if the contributor cannot be seen.

Rule 5. See rule 3.

Rule 6. If the contributor wishes to end the current sentence, they must then provide a new partial sentence…to be going on with.

Rule 7. Contributors may provide as many sentences between ending the previous sentence and providing a new partial sentence, as they desire.

Rule 8.The penultimate goal of the game is to spot the looney.

To start the game....

The tall, slightly dapper gentleman raised his hat, exposing a hedgehog worn as a toupee. "Dinsdale" said the hedgehog and the gentlaman gestured to

the Frenchman who was not appearing in this thread but was drinking a glass of

Watney's Red Barrel following a serious injury in the fish slapping dance because he didn't

Traveller in Time on the edge
"miss the lock at his turn. Fortunate he knew how to "

spell "insane" because a guy just came up to him and told him that if he could spell "insane" that he would recieve a million...

ton of top quality horse manure in his living room; a prize for

Traveller in Time stuck in a loop
"miss the lock at his turn. Fortunate he knew how to "

diagnose deja vu...the only problem was that it keep...

kept repeating on him like a bad curry. "Speaking of lemon curry", said the hedgehog to the Frenchman, who was concentrating on

the little ants scurying accross the floor in a line. He notice a blue one. Then a red one. Then he saw one that was carrying...

on a conversation with a badger via email, it turned out

the badger thought the ant was a half-bee because the ant

was pretending to be a elephant in a rather bad antelope costume. The badger

however was planning to assassinate the ant because he fears half bees ever since an incident involving

the 7:15 from Doncaster. The lady working in the buffet car

spilt hot coffie on his...

son who was traveling with him. The son was rushed to hospital in . . .

time for the badger to see neighbours. It was quite a dull episode with only on