h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The point of this game is to come up with the Inquisistor's (along with Cardinal Fang and Cardinal Biggles) list of their one 'cheif weapon'...

For example, one person will 'yell':


'Our chief weapon is suprise. Suprise and fear. Are our TWO main weapons of suprise!'


The next person would go:


'Our two cheif weapons are suprise and fear. And ruthless efficiency-- Our THREE main weapons of suprise!'


etc. etc. Each person listing the ones before and adding a new one in the same style as the Inquisitor...

I'll start you off:

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


Our cheif weapon is suprise. Suprise and fear-- Our TWO main weapons of suprise!

Well it looks like you've already done it for me..


Our chief weapons are suprise and fear. Suprise and fear and ruthless efficiency-- Our THREE main weapons of suprise!

Our three main weapons of surprise are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope-- Oh Damn!

Our FOUR main weapons of surprise!

ooc: I've only seen this scene twice, are we making stuf up or is it all actually from something?

< Either. You tend to expect a slow drift into made up... >

< Well I don't know any more of the scene I don't have it to watch eiter... >

Susan Winkle aka Traveller in Time Susan Winkle aka on her head dressed up as an inquisitor of the spanish flu
"
Our four main weapons of surprise are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the smiley and a mouthfull of weaponry!
"

devotion to smiley


Our FIVE main weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the smiley, a mouthful of weaponry, and charismatic personalities! Wait, our SIX main weapons!

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Our six chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, and charismatic personalities! And my hat that has three corners, three corners has my hat-- Our SEVEN main weapons!

Our six chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, and astounding talent at tap dancing! NO, its EIGHT chief weapons!

Our eight chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat that has three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing and a slightly battered stuffed bunny!

Wait! I mean our NINE chief weapons are...

Wait, our cheif weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing and a slightly battered stuffed bunny.

That is all our nine cheif weapons... Except for THE COMFY CHAIR!!! ---

TEN! TEN weapons!

Oh yeah! Our TEN main weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, a comfy chair, and my pointy nose! Wait our ELEVEN chief weapons!!!!!!

yes, yes our eleven main weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, a comfy chair, and my pointy nose...

...oh and the soft pillows...


...WAIT our TWELVE main weapon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oops i did cut and paste and didn't type the back in *-skulks off in an embarraced manner-*

yes our twelve main weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, a comfy chair, and my pointy nose, soft pillows, and a big pink canoe!!!

Wait our THIRTEEN main weapons!!!!


And I can tell you copied what I said because you didn't add the back...

I give up... you read, Cardinal Biggles...

BIGGLES: Our cheif weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, the comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows--

Ok, got it, got it!

Our chief weapons-- daddi daddi da.

All twelve of those plus our NICE RED UNIFORMS!

Okay, okay, THIRTEEN!

*rubs out thirteen and puts fourteen and pink canoe...*

Acronymous Borg holding his red inquisition cape (with smilican shield)
"Our cheif weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, the comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows with the nice red uniforms in a pink canoe and high boots."


Nephew Who counting on his fingers
Pointing to the fifth finger of his third hand "That makes even three hands of weapons.
We have Fifteen Fierche weapons of choise. Can you keep that door shut!"

Elbot Propellow nose is playing with the doors