h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Our cheif weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, the comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows with the nice red uniforms in a pink canoe, high boots and Elmo. They are our SIXTEEN chief weapons."

Actually, I can only count 14, but I think the whold red uniforms and pink canoe and everything might be more than one. I'll just go with what Traveller in Time said...
Cat

our sixteen chief weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efiiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, a mouthfull of weaponry, charismatic personalities my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, the comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo and this pre-chewed chewing gum I just found stuck to the bottom of the table...



...SEVENTEEN, our seventeen weapons

Sasan Winkle aka Traveller in Time Susan Winkle aka on a corner of the hat
"Sorry may I oppose to the use of second mouth chewing gum. It is supposed to be humane was it not?"

um... does it matter... its only virtual gum...




our 17 chief weapons are suprise, fear, ruthless efiiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthfull of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent at tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, the comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, and bouncy springs!


Wait... holdup...whatsthewordforit.... EIGHTEEN!!! Thats Eighteen!!!

Our NINETEEN chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, bouncy springs and this new car!!

Cat

Our NINETEEN chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my comfy chair, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, bouncy springs, this new car and a llama..... Wait! That's TWENTY. I repeat, our TWENTY cheif weapons!

Our twenty chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, my hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing , a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my chair of reasonable comfort, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum (which was very reasonabley priced, let me tell you... oh sorry, erm, bouncy springs , this new car (<bus, only a little smaller) a llama named Steve and a really nice new mmmm..... hang on that's erm, hang on, I've got to count them.. yes that's certainly twenty one. Damn.

Our twentyoe chief weapons are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities,a hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my chair of reasonable comfort, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, bouncy springs , this new car, an llama(named steve?), a lovely new spork, and a shocking restaraunt bill.
Oh I could have sworn it used to be tweny one but now its twenty two. Oh wait...

OK, let's start from the top. Our Twenty two cheif weapons are:

surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, a hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my chair of reasonable comfort, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, bouncy springs , this new car, an llama (named steve), a lovely new spork , a shocking restaraunt bill , and a collection of debt collectors.

That's twenty-three....

All of our twenty three chief weapons, presented in a cheap format for you to stumble over:

surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, a hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my chair of reasonable comfort, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, bouncy springs, this new car, an llama(named steve), a lovely new spork, a shocking restaraunt bill a collection of debt collectors, a starving snake or two.


Countcountcountcountcount TWENTY FOUR!!!

The superfluously preambled chief elements twenty-three are surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the , a mouthful of weaponry, charismatic personalities, a hat with three corners, an astounding talent with tap dancing, a slightly battered stuffed bunny, my chair of reasonable comfort, my pointy nose, the soft pillows, our nice red uniforms, a pink canoe, high boots, Elmo, pre-chewed chewing gum, bouncy springs , this new car, an llama (named steve), a lovely new , a restaraunt bill a collection of debt collectors , a starving snake and, yes there's the other starving snake.

Which makes it twenty four.

Do they have names, at least it looks more official.

The Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious twenty-five are
surprise,
fear,
ruthless efficiency,
an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope,
a mouthful of weaponry,
charismatic personalities,
a hat with three corners,
an astounding talent with tap dancing,
a slightly battered stuffed bunny,
my chair of reasonable comfort,
my pointy nose,
the soft pillows,
our nice red uniforms,
a pink canoe,
high boots (probably a pair),
Elmo,
pre-chewed chewing gum,
bouncy springs ,
this new car but smaller,
an llama (named steve),
a lovely new ,
a restaraunt bill,
a collection of debt collectors ,
a starving snake and ,
yes there's the other starving snake ,
and the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to knot down their ears.
That makes _approximately_ twenty five supercalifragilisticexpialidocious chief weapons of convincement.

26?... heh

so theres...

surprise,
fear,
ruthless efficiency,
an almost fanatical devotion to the ,
a mouthful of weaponry,
charismatic personalities,
a hat with three corners,
an astounding talent with tap dancing,
a slightly battered stuffed bunny,
my chair of reasonable comfort,
my pointy nose,
the soft pillows,
our nice red uniforms,
a pink canoe,
high boots (probably a pair),
Elmo,
pre-chewed chewing gum,
bouncy springs,
this new carbut smaller,
an llama (named steve),
a lovely new,
a shockingrestaraunt bill,
a collection of debt collectors,
a starving snake and ,
yes there's the other starving snake ,
the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to knot down their ears,
and the words antidisestablishmentarianism and pneumoultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniosis to blow their heads into itty wee tiny little sized bits!!!

oh sh!t I count 28 now!!!!.

But the llama's name is Bob!

sure, whatever you say...?

I thought it was Ralph!

thats the other llama.

twentyeight hands loaded with weapons

surprise,
fear,
ruthless efficiency,
an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope,
a mouthful of weaponry,
charismatic personalities,
a hat with three corners,
an astounding talent with tap dancing,
a slightly battered stuffed bunny,
my chair of reasonable comfort,
my pointy nose,
the soft pillows,
our nice red uniforms,
a pink canoe,
high boots (probably a pair),
Elmo,
pre-chewed chewing gum,
bouncy springs ,
this new car but smaller,
an llama (named steve),
a lovely new ,
a shocking restaraunt bill,
a collection of debt collectors ,
a starving snake and ,
yes there's the other starving snake ,
the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to knot down their ears,
and the words antidisestablishmentarianism and pneumoultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniosis to blow their heads into itty wee tiny little sized bits!!!
And the llama named Bob!
An other llama thought to be Ralph!

Thisty firm weapons of interrogation and a herd of llama's