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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 29, 2004
the police station, then quickly took the coke with them to the...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Oct 29, 2004
sniffer dog, who is a junkie. However when they opened the bag they discovered it wasn't the drugs, but was instead
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 30, 2004
old laundry, which at that stage had developed a free will and therefore tried to escape. The dog chased it, but was quickly out of breath, so the officer had to go to the corner shop to buy some new breath before the chase could be continued. The laundry had been hiding on top of the refrigerator all that time, pretending to be a parrot, and once the officer and the dog were gone it quickly took over the armoury and made off to
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Oct 30, 2004
liberate the cloths from the hamper. As the laundry aproached...
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Oct 30, 2004
...it was surprised to be intercepted by an 5 year old with sticky fingers and melting chocolate. Trembling in terror of the mess that would be made of its dazzling whites it...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Oct 31, 2004
foolishly agreed to swap one box of it's special biological powder for two big boxes of an ordinary brand. By the time it realised it's mistake it...
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Oct 31, 2004
It had been sucked into a washing machine to be washed with second rate powder, and to its horror in the washing maching with it was
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Oct 31, 2004
what used to be a tennis ball, before the junky sniffing-dog had chewed it to death. Terrified of being in the same place with a dead tennis ball - as it is a known fact that they bring bad luck, especially when washed with second rate powder - the laundry gave a giant leap, and landed
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 31, 2004
the lunar module in the middle of a soccer game between the pyschiatrists against silly things and a bentwood hatstand. The hatstand was winning due to a large number of own goals by the pyschaitrists who were trying to build the self-esteem of their goals. The laundry, realising its mistake, quickly launched
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Oct 31, 2004
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Nov 1, 2004
A very large creamy soda. The laundry polietly turned the offer down, saying it was trying to cut down on tis liquid intake. This made everyone so mad they all started to
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 1, 2004
. . . beat it like in piƱata. Loose change began to fall out of the laundry, and a very stupid fat child began to eat it thinking that it was chocolate. This caused him to . . .
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 3, 2004
jingle when he walked. "It's the real thing, the difference between butter and margarine", he sang. Meanwhile just out of sight the laundry conspired
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 3, 2004
with the former Soviet leaders in a plot to take over the world. The laundry agreed that the new Soviet Union could take Europe and North America, while the Soviets agreed that the laundry could take
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 3, 2004
a hike. The laundry was greatly offended by this and decided to...
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 3, 2004
contact the penguin underground movement to enlist in their plan to take over the world by mentally enslaving professional tennis players who presented historical documentaries. The penguins were glad of the alliance and the plan seems to be working until the penguins started roosting on top of televisions and exploding. The laundry felt washed out, its desire for world domination appeared hopeless. It went into seclusion in a exclusive health spa and started
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Nov 3, 2004
doing cross word puzzles and anagrams. He met a dude by the name of...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 4, 2004
yellow-hair-dryer-man, and the too of them began an elicit affair which ended three years later when they were arrested for cooking an omlette on a non-stick frying pan. Upon its release, the laundry
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Nov 4, 2004
formally announced to dozens of television cameras that it is going to retire and spend some time with its family, and disappeared into the nearest laundromat, never to be seen again.
Or that is what everybody though, anyway, but the rest of the laundry's adventures will be told only later, because now we move on to Yellow-hair-drier-man, that is sitting at a kitchen table and staring at the ceiling. It might seem like he is just bored, and you may be wondering why we bothered to bring him back into the picture at all, but the truth is that something very very exciting and unexpected is about to happen, because on the ceiling is
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 4, 2004
a rapidly growing damp patch which signifies soon he will remember he left the bath running. Where it was running to however is unclear since
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- 41: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 29, 2004)
- 42: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Oct 29, 2004)
- 43: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 30, 2004)
- 44: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Oct 30, 2004)
- 45: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Oct 30, 2004)
- 46: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Oct 31, 2004)
- 47: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Oct 31, 2004)
- 48: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Oct 31, 2004)
- 49: The Mayan Templar (Oct 31, 2004)
- 50: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Oct 31, 2004)
- 51: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Nov 1, 2004)
- 52: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 1, 2004)
- 53: The Mayan Templar (Nov 3, 2004)
- 54: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 3, 2004)
- 55: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 3, 2004)
- 56: The Mayan Templar (Nov 3, 2004)
- 57: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Nov 3, 2004)
- 58: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 4, 2004)
- 59: Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] (Nov 4, 2004)
- 60: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 4, 2004)
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