h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Vote for your favourite Lord Mike stuff!

1)Who is your favourite Hero?

2)Who is your favourite Villain?

3)What is your favourite story?

4)What is your favourite quote?

5)What is your favourite character double act?

6)What is your favourite Lord Mike gadget?

Oh, I'll bite but not hard!

1) It has to be Lord Mike.

2) Oooh, it's a toss up, I'll go for the obvious answer of Stefan Fjord

3)Not exactly a Lord Mike story Salmon Pagoda, if you want a strictly Lord Mike story then it's Casino Raele

4)I'm going to be vain here it's a toss up between

Gary Coleman cameo: What you talkin' 'bout Wilden and

Tempus: Mills you think I've been thwarted, eh, well, just you wait. I'll get my revenge! These sheep spared me, and now they will be my new minions! I will rule the boards and you, Mills, will know the meaning of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!!!! Mwahahahahahahahah!

5) ? No comprendo el questione

6) The the umbrella from Mike Mills USA!

Erm...

1) Lord Mike, I suppose, as it was decided in 'For Steak and Kidney Pies Only' that no one else was really all that heroic.

2) Emperor Martin, with Master Richard, Stefen Fjord, the SSR and Lobsterson as runners up.

3) Favourite story? Tricky one... At the moment, I'd say 'New Years Honours', my first, or 'Green Cat Contest' though there are a lot more that are probably better. ('Albino Royale', 'Lord Mike and the Guide Entry', 'Steak and Kidney Pies', 'Attack of the Spoilers', 'Spoila!'...)

4) The bit about 'Hello, I Am A Banner.'

5) Sir Lance and his Brain, thought there are a million others.

6) The fuzzy dice. But barring that, I suppose the rocket engine from 'Attack of the Spoilers'.

1)Lord Mike.

2)Count Richard.

3)For Steak and kidney Pies only.

4)"I suggest you make like a Tree, and get out of here!"

5)Lord Mike and Lady Marian.

6)I'll go with the umbrella from Mike Mills USA.

1) Favourite hero, now that is a tough one! I would say Lord Mike but I instead I think I will avoid convential and vote for Sir Lance- not a hero as persay but he's a vital part in the proceedings, he's never hurt but he did turn into a duck but wasn't killed.

2) a villain: Someone truly diabolically evilly dark? I'm a bit confused as to this one because there have been so many- It's the Count I think? Yes definietly Master Richard!

3) The Board Civil War

4) A quote: 'Good! Those goons will keep them busy, just wait until they run into Bluebottle and Eccles!'

5) Sir Lance and Nibbles

6) the Rocket engine within Lord Mike's broom

Dear me Mister Mills, the whole reason we're here has yet to respond! Oooh are we going to have an award show?! We could call it the Caney or something equally silly and nonchalant!

I finally figured out number six (I'm a bit slow on the upload).

6) Lanc and Lance

Never fear for I am here!

1) Has to be Lady Marian Von Wer

2) That dastardly dastard the Stainless Steel Rat

3) Tough one... I'd have to say Attack of the Spoilers with Albino Royale, Rats Ahoy! and the original Bwhahahaha! (as I'm only one of two that can remember it I may as wlel emntion it!) as runners up

4) Meanwhile, whilst everyone was trying to get their character into the centre of the picture Steven was walking down a corridor... (are we allowed to vote for the Narrator?)

5) Well the classic routine of Steven and Captain Painter springs to mind

6) The comedy boxing glove in my trusty cane

1.) His Mikeship, Lord Mike

2.) It's a tie between Professor Lobsterson, with his habit for confusing weapons with fruit, and Stefan Fjord, with his general incompetence.

3.) Dear oh dear, easy money, my good friend. Albino Royale, of course. (unless you mean, this year, in which case it's For Steak and Kidney Pies Only)

4.) (It's narration, I'm afraid, but narration at it's best) "Lord Ike fumes silently, having run out of things to say in his limited Scotch dialect."

5.) Lance and Lance's brain

6.) The electric toothbrush.