h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lord Mike: (scrolling voiceover)For years the peaceful and nice people of Yorkshire have been quietly working in peace with their sheep but now a dark and evil force is extending it's power. In it's attempt to gain its vengence it as overtaken the statue dealing with the attempts to stop fatal pincushion accidents, and has used a devastating weapon on the people, changing them into his minions. His alliances have put Lord Mike and company in danger and now we go to the.......
.....Scenes from the last, err, scene.

Lord Mike: What is this all about!?

Tempus: Let's say that I got in touch with my sheepish side. Mike, do you know the definition of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Lord mike: Err, no, do you?

Tempus: We'll see, we'll see. Mwahahahahahaha!

Tempus walks away surrounded by sheep.

Tempus: Oh, and by the by, you won't be escaping this post.

Suddenly a mad group of Baahing civilians jumps over a stone wall.

***

Now back to the adventure.

Lord Mike: Quickly to the Millsmobile!

They clambour into the Millsmobile. The sheep people jump onto the hood trying to get at them.

Steven: This is the last time I do an autograph signing in Yorkshire!

Lord Mike turns around and hits him.

Lord Mike: Hold on here we go.

He presses a red button. A red flare shoots out of the back end of the Millsmobile, but it doesn't go anywhere.

LAnce: THese cliched escapes aren't working like they used to.

Lord Mike: No, it isn't. Time to try cliched escape number two.

Lord Mike presses a blue button and the Millsmobile turns into a heliocopter and lifts off the ground. Several of the people still are hanging on.

Lance: Great McGillicutty! They're tough!

Steven: This is going to end poorly isn't it?

Lord Mike: YEs.

The heliocopter finally rises above the crowd. They start to persue Tempus. They chase him to his secret statue hide away.

Steven: Look there!

LAnce: Look at all the wool sweaters!

Lance (b): Don't be dense those are sheep!

Lance: No they aren't! Sheep baah!

Mike: Oh no, you don't, you already turn into a duck, you needn't baah aswell!

Steven: That was really forced!

Mike: Yes, it was.

Lord Mike lands the Millscopter. The endeavourous solo and his two companions rush into the statue. They meet up with Tempus and Martin.

Lord Mike: I see you're in on this too!

Tempus: Actually, Martin was just leaving. Bubye!

Tempus pushes a button ejecting Martin from the statue.

Tempus: Now to reveal my evil plan! Do you see this, Mike? It's a sheepifier, it forces everyone to act like sheep.

Steven: Egads, think of the shearing costs!

Tempus: Shut up, I'm trying to reveal my evil plan! Ahem, anyways, this sheepifier is strong enough to sweep over the country and thusly sheepify everyone! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tempus hits a button and runs off maniacally.

Intercom: Countdown, 10, 9, 8, 7,...

Lord Mike: (stooping over the abort codes) It says it needs an oral answer.

Steven: I'm not doing that! Not even to save the world!

Lord Mike: I'm not that way inclined.

Lance: Now what could the answer be?

Lance(b): Oh like you'd figure it out, you pillock!

LAnce: Well at least I don't have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

Lord Mike: What? Of course! (looking disconcerted) I never thought I'd say this, but LAnce you're a....

The building shudders.

Lord Mike: No time for complements it seems! It's a lung disease caused by inhalation of volcanic ash and micro-organisms and it's also the longest word in the english language!

The countdown stopped and the machine in fact reversed it's effects on the people.

Lord Mike: Right well, that was truly anti climatic, but this adventure is finally done!

Lance: IT is?

Steven: Yes, now go back to sleep.

LAnce: Right.

Lord Mike and company got into the Mills mobile and went home feeling gladdened that they saved the world.

Lance: Hey you were going to tell me something!

Lord Mike: Strange I don't remember that....

The end.