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Post 61

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

There appears to be heavy fighting down herererererere


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Post 62

recrash

"Who's in charge here?!"

Karma strode imperiously on deck, past startled crew as she began looking for the captain with her voice.

"Where's you're cap-tain?"

Kismet, meanwhile, fluttered around, apologizing to ruffled techs who'd been tripped, shoved, and elbowed out of the way, and to the injured personnel who'd been kicked, cursed, and clobbered back to their posts by her sister's blunt management style.

"If anyone needs me I'll be setting up a triage deck..." she said.


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Post 63

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

[Nibel] I'm captain here, what's the problem?


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Post 64

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You mean apart from the fact that we're under attack?


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Post 65

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Ah, captain! I thought we'd never hear from you again. We've been under attack for several months now, earth time. What's up with that? (I've been gone too)smiley - winkeye


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Post 66

Mystrunner

*Falls out of an overhead bin, now with a long scraggly beard and a mushed ham sandwich in hand.*

Hands in the air! All of you! I've got a b... a... a old ham sandwich!

*Collapses to the ground, sobbing.*

Overhead bin... so... lonely...


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Post 67

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~Gregg floats past outside the ship's windows~


Be back in a while


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Post 68

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*eats the ham sandwich*
Uurgh, how can you have been lonely? This sandwich is about ready to walk on it's own!


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Post 69

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

I think we're, like, all gonna die. Or maybe we're all already dead, and in the Twilight Zone and our ship is like, going on and on without a Captain. Maybe that's why the Captain hasn't been replying, because we lost the battle, and we're all dead and there's no point in telling us we're dead because we are in point of fact dead and there's no point in telling a dead person anything because he won't understand, being after all, dead. Or something.

smiley - towelNerd42


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Post 70

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - bigeyesWhen you're talking like that, you can't be far from death!


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Post 71

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

Several of the crew look like this:
smiley - bigeyessmiley - online2longsmiley - nahnah


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Post 72

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

oops!
smiley - bigeyessmiley - online2longsmiley - weirdsmiley - nahnah


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Post 73

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You missed smiley - silly


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Post 74

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

smiley - laugh


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Post 75

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yes, that one too!


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Post 76

Mystrunner

*Gets up, staggers about, chanting some sort of ditty, obviously mad. Staggers his way over to his seat.*


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Post 77

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*gives him a sympathetic look and a tranquilizer*


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Post 78

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~gregg come back in~

[Gregg]What the hell are you all doing? Sarnies can't talk!


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Post 79

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

The *can't*?


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Post 80

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

[Gregg]Depends on the cheese!

[Gregg]Are any of you coming on to sabatarge this other ship then?


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